Choose your Adventure..

[Lovelight]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii...

To play Choose your Adventure, you have to post something with three choices and reply on what you choose. If that was too confusing for you, here's an example:

Poster 1: You were sleeping in your bed, having nice dreams. Until your cow, Moo just mooed at you. What do you do?

1. Ignore it.
2. Thrash at the cow and say: "WHAT THE MOO DO YOU WANT."
3. Throw a clock at the cow.

Poster 2: Throw a clock at the cow. Then the cow kicks you out of the window uses it's supah cow ninja abilities. What do you do?

1. Sleep outside in the damp grass.
2. Jump back inside using your awesome matrix skills.
3. Angrily throw grass everywhere.

Poster 3: Jump back inside. The cow kicks you out once again. What do you do?

1. GET YO MACHINE GUN AND BLAST THE COW.
2. GET YO RICE AND FEED THE COW.
3. GET YO BLING BLING AND BRIBE THE COW.

And so on. I hope you guys know how to do this now.
Btw, you can switch the style of the story. Like.. sad story... to happy story... then WTF STORY... then cake story.. and so on.

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You are sitting on a bean bag chair. You are also watching TV until your wife that was drawn on the wall breaks into your wall with a chainsaw. What do you do?

1. GET YO RICE AND FEED THE DANG DAME.
2. Ask her what's wrong.
3. Scream in a high shrilly voice.

[jillie]

get the rice and feed the damn dame!

you've fed her, but she's still threatening to kill you. what do you do?

1. run outside and find a park full of pigeons and throw rice at her
2. let her kill you
3. burn her since she's made out of paper.

[Crazy]

Run outside, find a park full of pigeons, and throw rice at her.

The rice slows her down a bit and the pigeons peck her arm off. She still has the chainsaw so you better get moving.

1. Run away to the soviet union.
2. Throw more rice...
3. Run and hide in a nearby tree with a squirrel named Pedro.

[Clandestine]

Run and hide in a nearby tree with a squirrel named Pedro.

The dame with the chainsaw finds you, and like any normal pissed off housewife, she slammed the chainsaw into the trunk. The pigeons followed, and noticed that Pedro looked edible. Immediately, Pedro ditches you. What do you do with the little raging sweetheart below?

1. Counterattack with a barrage of acorns.
2. Counterattack with rice.
3. Counterattack with money, aka credit card with no credit left.

[Lovelight]

Counter attack with money, aka credit card and no credit left.

You throw money at the dame and she takes them and stuffs the green in her pouch. Though she still isn't giving up. Now the tree is about to fall. What do you do?

1. Do a cannonball on the dame.
2. Cast a haunting ritual on the dame.
3. Scream in a high shrilly voice.

[Crazy]

Scream in a high shrilly voice.

She begins laughing when you scream, which gives you an opening, so you jump out of the tree just behind her.

1. Run, run, RUN!
2. Try to wrestle the chainsaw from her.
3. Hug her.

[Clandestine]

Run, run, RUN!

Like a normal person, you run the other direction, and notices a stereotypical policeman in the car, eating donuts, and the whole deal.

1. Yell for help.
2. Grab the donuts, and eat while running for it.
3. Hi-jack the police car.

[Nearfayth]

Yell for help.

The police man heard your yell for help, and drove towards you. What's that on his hat? Devil horns! Mr. Satan Officer is going to run you over soon! What do you do?

A. Turn into Jesus and blow up the car.
B. Let him run over you.
C. Jump onto the car and grab his donuts through the windshield.

[Lovelight]

Turn into Jesus and blow up his car.

The cop speaks into the radio and calls the other cops to get his 2 cent car back. The cops and the wife team up to catch you. What do you do?

1. Drop a donut on the road as a distraction.
2. Fly high into the sky with your transformers toy.
3. Start mooeing on the grass.

[huggyboo]

Start mooeing on the grass.

Somehow your disguise works and you are perceived as an average bovine, but a farmer picks you up and takes you to the slaughter house! What do you do?

1. Become a bad hamburger
2. Run away
3. Speak a heartfelt speech about liberty and freedom ( in Spanish ) to instigate a cow rebellion!

[jillie]

3: speak a heartfelt speech about liberty and freedom in spanish.

so now you and your cow friends ae on a rebellion. what are you going to do?

1- ram your horns into their homes
2- all of you- EAT GRASS LIKE A LAWN MOWER!
3- just sit around and drop dead like flies due to fleas clogging and exploding within your nose.

[Crazy]

Never mind this one, IGNORE!

[Nearfayth]

just sit around and drop dead like flies due to fleas clogging and exploding within your nose.

The farmer takes pity and brings you to a vet, where as the doctors take care of you and set you free. You are now broke, without clothes, and hungry.

1. Get a job!
2. Get some clothes!
3. Look for food!

[Clandestine]

Get some clothes! Your wife happened to work at the mall, and didn't hesitate to pull out the chainsaw of doom.

1. Run away nude.
2. Cause a riot in the mall.
3. Fight back with the coat hangers of doom.

[jillie]

3: fight back with the coat hangers of doom.

so you've successfully created a SUPERFRICKINEPICFARAGILISTICEXPIALIDOUTIOUS SWORD! you then decide to fight your wife in the mall. what do you do?

1- whack around wildly, unaware that the hangers are falling off.
2- create an even better sword by going to the hardware department and forging it with other things, like a bikini.
3- just use the hard ware things and the hanger sword of doom like a market ninja

[Olive]

Just use the hard ware things and the hanger sword of doom like a market ninja.

You have successfully gotten clothes from your wife, but the security guards have arrived...what do you do?

1.Go and hide somewhere else in the mall.
2. Run for your life.
3. Find a matching pair of shoes to complete the outfit.

[Madi2]

Find a matching pair of shoes to complete the outfit.

The police come cause you just found the shoes on someones feet and took them.

1. run
2. eat the coat hangers of doom
3. get a pet hamster
4. yell at me cause i make no sense

[Lovelight]

Eat the coat hangers of doom.

You eat the coat hangers. It tastes like rotted apples. Then suddenly, you gain doom powers! Your wife is thrashing around with her chainsaw and running after you. What do you do?

1. Make your wife explode into oil.
2. Summon a lightning sword at your wife.
3. Distract your wife with juicy hamburgers.

[amy1]

summon a lighting sword at the wife.but the sword misses her and you mske her more mad she grabs the sword and aims it at you what do you do?
1:run away and scream
2:cry and walk up to her and slap her face 10 times
3:kick her then take the sword then stab her

[Clandestine]

kick her then take the sword then stab her

But she went Matrix on you, and you miss her.
She counters by throwing overdue phone bills at you, curtosy of her.

1. Burn them all and pretend that you didn't see them.
2. Go straight to the wife and attack again, and make sure that the phone bill doesn't raise.
3. CRITICAL HIT! You are now confused!

[jillie]

3- Critical hit! you are now confused!

so not.. out of confusion- you run off screaming. while you were too busy trying to run around with stilettos and screaming, you bump into this super cute guy that you think is totally gay-worthy. you then start to question your sexuality (ofcourse, the confusion from the phone bill is present at this moment, since you're questioning yourself if you're gay or not- that.. or the guy's just extremely yummy and appeals to you) . the what do you do?

1- keep asking yourself if you'll turn gay for him, since he's giving you 'the looks'
2- ask him if you could hitch a ride in his car- drive out to the country side~
3- use him as gigolo for your mad wife since she was probably unsatisfied with you for ages and only stayed with you because of the special k cereal in the closet.

[huggyboo]

3- use him as gigolo for your mad wife since she was probably unsatisfied with you for ages and only stayed with you because of the special k cereal in the closet.


With yourself, now being pimped, you are making some decent money. But that ends when you are picked up by the cops! You are currently in the back of a police car, what do you do?

1- Slip your cuffs under your legs to get your hands in front of you, pick the lock on the door, and then tuck and roll out of the car when they hit a bump.
2- Try to sweet the cops ( a male and a female ) into letting you have your freedom for a few favors.
3- Hope you have telepathic powers to free yourself and stop the car.

[LoveyCookies]

1-escape. You succesfully escape from the car, but you find yourself somewhere you haven't been to before. Where do you go?
1-Try to re-trace your steps back to where you were before the cops got you.
2- Just leg it anywhere.
3-Go to the pub.

[kittenlazars go mew mew]

3-Go to the pub.

You arrive at the pub and have a few beers. You have to many and pass out! You wake up nowhere.

1. Run forth in a random direction
2. Scream and yell
3. Take another nap

[LoveyCookies]

Run in a random direction. You are a little groggy, byt manage to find a train station. What do you do next?
1- ask a random person whuch train to get onto to get back to where you were before
2- just get on the first train that comes
3- throw all your money away on a chocolate batt (you are very hungry).


Go mew mew can you please post on Chocobo rp? Thank yooouuu.

[jillie]

2- just get on the first train that comes.

so you're on the train on the way to nowhere... apparently, YOU'RE ON THE DEATH TRAIN! the only thing that rides this baby: are those that are meant for the after life!

UH OH! here comes DEATH! What do you do!?

1- ask him to take you back home, then he can kill you after you sleep with a 'PROPER' girlfriend a few times.

2- just die, since both of you have crossed paths more than once, and it's time you give the poor old reaper your soul.

3- sit, negotiate more. deal that when you have a successful family, you will give him your first wife- yes- the crazy one- and the ones that go against you. sounds bias- but those people are meant to die too!

[LoveyCookies]

You go for option 3, but Death tries to kill you anyway. You notice a small window next to you. Do you
1- Duck from Death and run back through the train
2-try and get out of the window
or
3-try and grab death and shove him out of the window

[amy1]

3 shove death out of the window. but you miss and he gets mad at you he trys to kill you with his hand OF DOOM! do you

1: take the hand and slap him
2: run away and yell OMFG u are a meanie
3:playy dead!

[LoveyCookies]

You play dead, and death believes it! But then he carries your limp body to the front. Oh no, hes going to burn you. Do you
1-Jump out of his arms and leg it
2-Blow out the flame
3-Stay limp

[amy1]

3: stay limp. as you do death has to go to the bathroom he puts you on the ground what do you do?

1:run
2: stay
3: go to his house to hide

[LoveyCookies]

You run like the wind, and jump off the train. You suffer a wound. Ouch...do you
1.Lie down for a rest
2.try and find a hospital
3.go to the nearest building

[Olive]

CRITICAL HIT!!! You are now confused.

You now have no clue what is going on but notice that your wife is upset. What do you do?

1. Hug her and apologize.
2. Ignore her and walk out of the store with the clothes.
3. Start screaming at her.

[Lovelight]

Hug her and apologize.

She forgives you, and she hugs you back. Then she grabs you and does a suplex on you! What do you do?

1. Stand up and do a suplex on HER.
2. Lick her.
3. Use your doom powers to summon a giant cheeseburger.

This is a suplex. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TjDH0a0xBQ)

[amy1]

3: but she gets mad again and trys to get a knife but buys it first she is about to stab you want do you do

1 kiss her
2 take the knife and stab her
3 eat her because the burger is yummy

[Madi2]

3.

You throw up. Where do you throw up?

1. garbage
2. anywhere but on my head
3. a innocent bystander's pet hamster

[amy1]

3:
he gets mad and bites you you run away but he is almost there do you do
1: play dead aain
2;blow up the god dang hamster
3:eaat it :/

[Olive]

Play dead again.

The hamster is caught by a cat, you are now safe. What do you do?

1. Take a nap
2. Just run off into nowhere.
3. Try to save the dang hamster because you feel bad for it.

[LoveyCookies]

You take a nap, and wake up in the middle of a forest. You hear the bushes rustle. Do you
1- go and see what is making the sound.
2- run like hell
3- stay put

[Olive]

Go and see what is making the sound.

Its a little bunni caught in a trap. What do you do?

1. Free it.
2. Ignore it and walk away
3. Put it out of its misery.

[LoveyCookies]

You free it, and it hops away merrily. You then have an idea. Follow it. You crash through the undergrowth, but then find 3 paths. Which path do you take?
1-Path 1
2-path 2
3-path 3

[Olive]

Path 2

You go down path 2 untill you spot an abandoned mansion.
What do you do?

1. Go inside
2. Backtrack to path 1
3.Backtrack to path 3

[LoveyCookies]

You go inside, and find the bunni there. You follow him into the kitchen, and find that it is full of food! You are very hungry.Some of the food looks a bit strange. You've never heard of "Sir Hio's spaghetti and meatballs in a can". Then you notice that there is a vending machine in the corner. Do you
1- leave all the food
2- eat the strange food
3- go over to the vending machine

[Olive]

Go over to the vending machine.

You try to pay to get a pack of salted peanuts, but it doesnt except it.
What do you do?

1. Beat up the machine
2. Ask the bunni if he has some change.
3. Give up and eat the food that is already out.

[LoveyCookies]

You ask the bunni if he has any spare change. He tosses some over, and rusumes eating somethung. You peer at him. He really seems to be enjoying what he is eating. Do you
1- Eat what the bunni is eating
2- get the salted peanuts
3- eat the strange food you saw earlier.







:fox: vs :bunni:
Coming soon!

[jillie]

2- get the salted nuts.

you find out that they're far too salty for your liking. so you offer it to a pigeon.
The pigeon gladly accepts it. then....

1- he turns into a magical pigeon that is titanic. you ask if you could ride him onto another country, with the payment of peanuts.
2- you throw a rock at it and decide to cook the pigeon.
3- a car runs over the pigeon, and the person gets out of it, leaving you an opportunity to get on a car and drive on.

[Olive]

Ask him if you can ride him onto another country, with the payment of peanuts.
He gladly agrees with the deal. He is wondering what country you want to go to.

1. China
2. U.S.A
3. Australia

[amy1]

3. but he says where to or who?
1:to jillie
2: forest
3:house
(i would pick jillie :3)

[LoveyCookies]

1. You drive to jillies house, but she is not in. Do you
1. Stay and wait.
2. Go somewhere else.
3. Steal the car and bog off to find her.

[Madi2]

3.
The car is candy. What do you do?
1) Eat the motor
2) Run away
3) Eat everything but the motor

[LoveyCookies]

3.
The car is candy. What do you do?
1) Eat the motor
2) Run away
3) Eat everything but the motor

Hang on, if it is edible, how come the guy drove you there?

[jillie]

could be some one else's car xD

3- eat everything but the motor.

so, as you eat everything and take your time, jillie comes strolling in from the around the corner and doesn't notice you devouring her candy invented car. She just came home from the super market in hopes to make a drool worthy dinner but has no one to share it with since her mom is off at work and her brother is ... well.. has a life to attend to. what do you do next?

1- Say hi to Jillie before she enters the house
2 - forget jillie! i wanna eat this candy car right naow!
3- fix yourself up and go up to jillie and flirt your shirt off xD

[LoveyCookies]

1. Go say hi to jillie.

She is pleased to see you, but asks your name. you tell her
1. Your name
2. A false name
3. None of her beeswax.

[Lovelight]

Your false name.

You say your name is NerdyMcgoosegeek Screwynutz.
For some reason, she kicks you with FILO ROUNDHOUSE! She kicks you hard in the stomach to make you say your name, what is your name?

1. Windows XP
2. Kimchi Noodle Soup
3. Spaghettios

[jillie]

2 - kimchi noodle soup

ok. so now she thinks you're a stalker and pounds you hard. she then asks you some personal questions that involved her, one of the questions were : " how did you find me!?"

1- facebook
2- bunnibunni forums
3- the big blue horse of yonder told me.

[LoveyCookies]

2. Bunnibunni forums.

She looks at you unbelieving. She tells you to tell the truth. You say
1. The guy in the candy car (or whatever) took you
2. The bunni told you
3. Random chance

[Lovelight]

Random chance.

You say you saw it in a p0rn site. You say you saw it by looking at a bunny pirate shaking her hips around. You see a link called BunniBunni.com and click on it for more pleasure.

She then buys it and then went back to the void... Well that was pointless, so what do you do now?

1. Charge your lazer.
2. Throw your longcat at the wall.
3. Start eating noodles OVER 9000 times.

[LoveyCookies]

3. Eat noodles.

Jillie sees, and joins in. Soon, you are eating noodles like pros.
She asks how you eat them so quickly. You say
1. "I have a big mouth."
2. "I'm not, it's an illusion."
3. You stare at her with a mouth full of noodles.

[amy1]

2. jillie confused and she tips over ( DX) do you do
1: pick her up and hug her
2:leave her there ;_;
3:give her noodles

[Mii]

3. Give her more noodles.

So you gave her more noodles and she stares at you like you're some kind of idiot. You notice her groceries. Do you...

1. Offer to help put them away
2. Stuff more noodles in her mouth
3. Get up, say "Well, I had a nice time." and leave

[Lovelight]

2. Stuff more noodles in her mouth.

You stuff them in, and then she says mouthful: "IMA FIRIN MAH NOODELZ."

She fires beams of noodles at you, what do you do?

1. Dodge them gracefully like a ballerina.
2. Dodge them in a cool-like style like a hiphopper
3. Dodge them in a dumb style like a weirdo.

[Mishakiara]

3.Dodge them in a dumb style like a weirdo XD

Jillie stuff more noodles in her mouth "RADY! SAT! GONA FIRE MAH LOOOONGGCAZ AT YOU!" and she picked up a longcat and threw it to you, but it can FLY

1. move to the side
2. run for it
3. run at jillie

[LoveyCookies]

You run at jillie. she dodges and you run into a
1. Wall
2. Puppy
3. Noodles

[Mii]

1. Wall

So after flailing frantically from hitting the wall, Jillie is coming at you with more noodles.
Do you...
1. Suddenly make huge puppy eyes and say "I'm sorry, Jillie..." in a cute, tiny voice
2. Jump up and dodge, throwing more noodles
3. Sit there and stare at her chest (lol)

[LoveyCookies]

1. You do cute puppy eyes. She thinks you are a puppy. She takes you inside. Then you realize you are a puppy. You
1. Poop
2. Bark
3. Chase your tail like dogs do

[Mishakiara]

Chase your tail like dogs do...

You soon figure out, that you turned human... you quietly go outside.

1.Turn back to a dog and go inside
2.Run as far as possible
3.Just stand there being blank

[LoveyCookies]

You run as far as possible. Which isn't very far. After a mile or so, your'e exausted. And need to pee. You pee
1. In a bush
2. In a Port-a-loo
3. In a dodgy-looking shop.

[thebunni15]

In a Port-a-loo.

And then you need to get some shelter.

Same options as the post above.

[LoveyCookies]

In a bush.

You climb inside the bush, and see a bunni.

You
1.Ask it for directions
2.Stroke it
3. Eat it

[Mishakiara]

You stroke it.

The bunni purrs...

What do you do next?

1.Kill it
2.Eat it
3.Love it

[Olive]

Love it.

The bunni curls up in your lap and gives you these sweet looking eyes. It makes you want to keep it.

What do you do?

1. Decide to keep it.
2. Make it go away for the good of the bunni.
3. Forget the whole thing for now and cuddle with the bunni as you fall asleep.

[LoveyCookies]

3

You soon fall right asleep, with the adorable bunni.

When dawn breaks, the bunni wakes you by nibbling your nose (leave it).

You
1. Go and find breakfast for the pair of you
2. Go back to sleep.
3. Stroke the bunni.

[Mii]

1. Go find some breakfast for the two of you

While you are out getting breakfast, the bunny seems to get loose! When you come back with everything you got, do you...

1. Drop everything in panic and search for the bunny
2. Mourn the bunny's loss and cry
3. Shrug it off and eat

[Madi2]

1. Drop everything in panic and search for the bunny

you find the bunny at a movie called 'monsters are beter then bunnies' and you get it. then you watch the movie and think monsters are cooler then bunnies.

what do you do?

1. buy another bunny
2. buy a monster
3. buy a fox
4. finish your breakfast
5. dance! :D
5. get a new radio

[Olive]

Finish your breakfast..

After you have finished, you start going down a road. You look behind you and see that the bunni doesnt want to leave.

What do you do?

1. Leave it and keep walking
2. Stay
3. Get on your knees and beg for it to come with you.

[LoveyCookies]

You leave it, but it follows you. You realise it has a monster girlfriend now. You
1. Kick the monster
2. Go "awwwww"
3. Tell off the bunni.

[Olive]

Go "awwww"

The bunni seems happy with its girlfriend, so you walk off without it. You come to a dead end. You are completetly lost. What do you do?

1. Continue.
2. Turn around and come back from where you came from.
3. Rest by a nearby oak tree, and think about the situation.

[Madi2]

continuie.

the monster and the bunni are plotting to kill you.
1. saw awwwww
2. run around like a cow who likes pie
3. GET YO RICE AND FEED THE BUNNI AND MONSTER
4. propose to the bunni
5. try to lick your elbow

[Olive]

GET YO RICE AND FEED THE BUNNI AND MONSTER. (XD!)

The pair don't want to kill you anymore...but they want to take you to their leader.
They tie you up and take you to a underground cave.
What do you do?

1. Go along with it.
2. Try to escape.
3. Threaten the bunni and monster.

[Madi2]

1. Go along with it.
What do you say?
1. GAH GAH OOH LA LA, PRO MA OOH LA LA, RAH RAN OOH LA LA, WATCH ALL THE ROMANCE!!!!!!!
2. I want rice
3. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Olive]

I want rice. (I HATE Lady Gaga... ._.)

The leader comes up to you and gives you rice.
What do you do?

1. Eat it.
2. GIVE THE RICE TO YO PRESIDENT.
3. Throw it away.
4. Nicely hand it back and say no thanks.

[Madi2]

(WHAT? LADY GAGA IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes i spelt awesome wrong i can tell!!)

You eat the rice.
It was posian. What do you do?
1. Black out
2. Start screaming
3. Sing poker face

[Thwach]

3. Sing poker face (Just had to join at least for one its too funny!)
Suddenly the bunni and his leader start poking the (female) monter's face which gives you a chance to escape do you...
1.Go through the door with DOOM!!! written over it
2.Go through the door with FUN!!! written over it
3. Join them in poking the monsters face

[Madi2]

2.Go through the door with FUN!!! written over it
The bunni leader comes and locks you in the room. What do you do????
1. Jump into the torture device!
2. Finish the poisin-rice
3. Scream in a french accent
4. Start yelling "PIE!"

[Mii]

3. Scream in a french accent

"OH DEARIE ME, I'M GOING TO DIE! Hey look, a quarter."

Do you...

1. Pick up the quarter
2. Walk up to it and stare at it
3. Touch it, squeal, and run through the door magically
4. Fall on the ground and pretend to have a rabies attack

[Madi2]

1. Pick up the quarter

Do you:
1. Eat it
2. Bribe the monster and bunni
3. Say 'HAHAHA I HAVE A QUARTER! IN YOUR FACE!' to the bunni

[LoveyCookies]

You eat it.

Ouchie. That hurt.

Now what?

1. Do a mad disco dance, with head banging-a-gogo
2. Sulk in a big heap
3. Start singing "The hills are alive with the sound of PANTS the PANTS I have worn for a thousand years..."

[Madi2]

3. Start singing "The hills are alive with the sound of PANTS the PANTS I have worn for a thousand years..."
You are arrested for wearing pants for so long.
What do you do?
1. Say "Ahhh"
2. Eat the police
3. Eggsscape
4. Excape

[Aurora]

2. Eat the police.
What do you do now?
1.Run.
2.Steal the police car.
3.Stand there.

[Olive]

Steal the police car.

You get as far as the next block before you crash the car. Your bleeding from a cut to the forehead and you can't feel your left leg.
What do you do?

1. Get help.
2. Limp away from the car as quick as you can.
3. Pretend to be knocked out.

[Aurora]

2. Limp away from the car as quick as you can.

Limping away, you see a gang of kids coming at you
What do you do?
1. Try to be nice and greet them, then ask for help
2. limp away as fast as you can
3. limp as fast as you can towards them and act menacing, like a zombie

[Lovelight]

The kids are frightened, thus, they come at you and start bashing you. D:

Do you:

1. Turn into a magikalz poneh!1
2. Turn into a magikarpz!1
3. Finish your poison rice!1

[Madi2]

Finish your poisin rice.
Do you..
1. Die
2. Eat a door

[amy1]

2: Eat a door.

Do you...

1: Live on because the door is magic healing?
2: Die,but your heart still goes on?
3: Dance,dance until you die?

[Sbacity_Boy]

1:Live on because the door is magic
But their where termites in the door do you....
1:Barf up the door.
2:Call the doctor.
3:Call your girl/boyfriend to go to the dance with you.

[amy1]

3

But,It turns out your Girl/Boyfreind rejects it so you die.

1: you live on.

2: you just sit and stay dead.

3: Your girl/boyfreind comes anyways and makes you live on.

[Sbacity_Boy]

(Quit trying to make him die!(jk))
3:The boy/girlfriend comes and says she/he will go to the dance with you. At the dance you are given the chance to eat any food and your three top choices are...
1:Cheesecake(any flavor)
2:Pizza(any toppings)
3:Roasted Chicken
which one will you eat.

[Thisismyusername]

1: Cheesecake, but it killed you....the end

or do you


1: Come back to life
2: Erase the end from our little book and keep going starting with "Miss Matilda"
3: Stay dead, end of story....start new thread

[Sbacity_Boy]

(obviously)2:Erase the end from our little book and keep going starting with "Miss Matilda"
But suddenly a random little girl come and starts growling at you. You
1: Yell and scream praying it isn't Miss Matilda
2: Try the pizza instead
3: Pluck a chicken

[Thisismyusername]

3
but it doesn't seem to have effect
so you

1: die
2: don't die
3:make lasagna and eat your own kind

[Thisismyusername]

#100...sorry i had to

[Sbacity_Boy]

1:die
And now the random girl takes over and growls at everybody who posts. You..
1:Run screaming because "Random Girl" is mad that you are doing something.
2:Stand still screaming because you are so scared you can't move
3:Invite the "Random Girl" to diner hoping you can poison her with some cocoa.

[Thisismyusername]

1.....but you killed her by taking her head and shoving it into a pole
now all the women police officers are after you
you....
1: refuse to do anything before you're fluent in Russian, Korean, Spanish, and Vietnamese.
2:refuse to do anything before you make the random dead girl sing
3: force the dead girl to eat something

[amy1]

3:


1: Dance.
2:she comes back alive and police go away
3:This choice is banned pick it and the game ends.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2: She comes back to live and the police go away.
You are hiding behind a bush so the "Random Girl" won't attack and kill you She.....
1: Finds you anyway and calls a Referee so that you two can have a wrestling match
2: She doesn't find you and goes home to bug her little brother
3: She decides to camp out waiting for you

[Thisismyusername]

2
Her little brother comes running out screaming and hides behind you.....here comes random girl (lets name her Sarah).................you
1. Commit Suicide
2. Commit Homocide
3. Go to PONYLAND!!!! where theres pink and fluffiness and love for EVERYONE!!!

[Sbacity_Boy]

3: Go to PONYLAND!!!! where there's pink and fluffiness and love for EVERYONE!!!
The "Random Girl"/Sarah chases you to PONYLAND!!!! where there's- yeah yeah yeah we already said that- and she sees the rides and is suddenly taken aback. She starts going on rides. You
1: Run for dear life out of PONYLAND!!!! Where there is-SHUT UP!!-
2: Stop at a concession stand and get a hot dog
3: Go on the rides to.

[Thisismyusername]

2:
we havent eaten yet.
so you:
1: go on rides and barf up $1.29 in hot dogs
2: walk home, sexily
3: Commit Suicide

[Sbacity_Boy]

1:You go on the rides and barf up the $1.29 in hot dogs.
Now you are hungry again and wish to eat. You.....
1: Go home to eat some leftovers
2: Go swimming in a popcorn machine
3: Stop at McDonald's for a cheeseburger

[Thisismyusername]

2: but you got sick...
you...
1. catch Sarah (a.k.a. random girl)and sell her to the local Zoo.
2. didn't see the dragon ride and went on that....(bad idea)
3.went home and vomited in you sock

[Sbacity_Boy]

1. Sell Sarah to the local zoo.
Then Sarah's mother invites you to tea for locking up her daughter. You...
1. Laugh in her face and offer to sell her your new croquet set.
2. Laugh in Sarah's face and go with Sarah's mother to have tea.
3. Laugh in a near by monkey's face and climb in the tiger exhibit.

[Thisismyusername]

1. but after you sold it, your old friend from high school call you and askes to play croquet...and you know he doesnt have one....you
1.Chop off your hair
2. Move to Switzerland
3. Chop off your hair and move to Switzerland

[Saya67257]

Move to Switzerland.

If Zack Efron wakes you up from your sweet dream, what do you do?
1 Kick him in da' face.
2.Tell him to join you
3. Blast him with you're lazor.
4. All of above

[Sbacity_Boy]

1: Kick him in the face.
(That would be very awkward for me to wake up to a guy's face.)He gets a bloody nose and decides to sue you. You.....
1: Beg him not to and then give him a 'round house kick to the face'
2: Invite him to dine with you
3: Start doing the moonwalk out of the room.

[Saya67257]

Beg him not to and giving him a 'round house kick to the face' >:D
He gets knocked out. The police comes. You........
1: Hide
2: Tell the cops he bumped on the wall when he tripped on something.
3: Hide the body.
4: Tell the cops he came to rape you.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3: Hide the body.
The police walk in and don't see a body so the ask if you have any doughnuts. You...
1: Say "No" and then 'round house kick (them) in the face'
2: Say "Yes" and then 'round house kick (them) in the face'
3: Say "You have won 15,000,000 dollars" and then 'round house kick (them) in the face'

[Saya67257]

I'd say yes, and give em' a round kick in da' face >:D
Zack Efron wakes up, naked. You..
1:Say" GET DA F*CK OUT!" and give him a round house kick.
2: Get naked with him.
3: Get the police's gun, and shoot him.

[Mii]

1. Roundhouse kick him. :D

So you find a random house stashed with food and furniture. Nobody lives there. You...

1. Take a shower
2. Eat
3. THROW A PARTY.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2: Eat
You are starved and haven't eaten in days. You are eating so fast that....
1: You start choking and do the (Don't know how to spell it) maneuver.
2: You don't notice that the police have walked in behind you.
3: You notice the police and invite them to eat with you.

[Thisismyusername]

1.You use the Heimlich Maneuver.
It doesnt work...You
1.die
2. don't die
3. go and watch "Fred" on Youtube

[Saya67257]

2. Don't die.
Your bored in the house. You....
1.Start a party
2.Bring you're bf/gf over.
3.You leave.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3: Start a party.
Then your parents come home and see what you have done and they send you to your room. You.....
1: Go to your room and cry.
2: Go to your and take out your anger on a punching bag.
3: Go to your room and jump out a window.

[Saya67257]

3. Go to your room and jump out a window.
You parents look for you. You . . .
1.Run away as far as you can .
2.Go back inside and tell the truth .
3.Go back inside, and act like you never did such a thing of the party .

[zlyfire]

3.Go back inside, and act like you never did such a thing of the party .
Your parents dont believe you and ground you. do you
1) run away
2)live out your punishment
3)yell at them, then run

[Saya67257]

1. Yell at them, then run. (outside)
Your dad suddenly catches you quickly, you ...
1.Kick his weak spot.
2.Weakly surrender
3.Yell for help.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. Yell for help!
The neighbor hears you and comes out with a rifle. You tell him....
1. SHOOT SHOOT!!
2. Don't hit ME!!
3. Put away your gun mister.

[Saya67257]

3.Put away your gun, mister!
He refuses, and grabs your dad, and they both fight, you ...
1.Make a run for it.
2.Separate them, telling them the truth.
3.Call the police .

[dracobreeder]

3. Call the police.
The police come and they accuse you of doing something bad. What do you do?
1. Run.
2. Try and convince them you haven't done anything.
3. Hit them.

[Saya67257]

1.Run.
The police tries to catch you, but, remembered the two men fighting, so, you escaped.
Then, a stranger comes, and grabs you. You ..
1.Kick him!
2. Possibly yell for help.
3.Weakly surrender.

[dracobreeder]

2. Possibly yell for help.
He gets angry and pulls out a gun. You...
1. Try and get out of his grip.
2. Pretend to pull out a gun too.
3. Try and persuade him to let you go.

[Saya67257]

1Try to get out of his grip.
Finally, you've escaped, but, he still has his gun, pointing at you, You ...
1.Yell loudly.
2.Say "Stupid old man!" Then run quickly in a flash.
3.Put your hands up, weakly.

[dracobreeder]

1.
Some one comes and scoops you up. You...
1. Relax in his arms
2. Wriggle out
3. Shout at him

[Saya67257]

2. Wiggle out.
Suddenly, it's the cop . What do you do ?
1. Point at the stranger that grabbed you with the gun .
2. Run..
3. Go back in his arms o.o .

[dracobreeder]

1
He arrests him and asks you to come with him. You...
1. Agree
2. Say no.
3.Run away.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. RUN AWAY!!!
You keep running until you come to a park, at the park there is a cute little squirrel...
1. You think it is cute and try to pick it up.
2. You see its foaming mouth and decide against touching it.
3. You make like a banana and spilt.

[Saya67257]

1.You think it is cute and try to pick it up.
You pick it up, but, it bites you D: . You ..
1.Throw it on the ground.
2. Say," Awww .."
3.Bite the squirrel BACK~!

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. Bite the squirrel back.
It screeches and then starts chattering at you. Yoouuuu...
1. Tell it to write "I will not bite nice people any more" 500 times.
2. Chatter back at him.
3. Invite it to dinner and then...... THROW HIM IN THE OVEN AND COOK HIM!!!!

[Saya67257]

2.Chatter back at him.
He slaps you, then runs away. You ..
1. Chase him D:< !
2. Meh, ignore him.
3. Get an acorn and throw it at him o.o ..

[dracobreeder]

3.
He throws one back. You...
1. Throw an acorn
2. Ignore him and walk away
3. Throw 2 acorns

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. Throw TWO acorns.
Suddenly, the squirrel whistles very loudly and a whole army of chipmunks with Bazookas fall from black ropes out of random helicopters. You...
1. Scream and run for you life.
2. Throw another acorn and then run for you life.
3. Whistle and have an army of Little Girls drop out of random helicopters armed with Barbie clothes.

[dracobreeder]

2.
A guy in a gorilla suit drops out of the sky and chases you. You...
1. Run
2. Hit him
3. Stand still and wait to die

[Sbacity_Boy]

2. Hit him.
You hit him and he falls over on his back in pain. You think you are out of trouble so you go and...
1. Buy some funnel cakes.
2. Go shopping for a Ball gown/Tuxedo.
3. Start building a tree fort.

[dracobreeder]

1.
Then you...
1. Eat them
2. Save them for later
3. Smash em into a stranger's face

[Saya67257]

3 :3 .

He's very angry, very very angry. He decides to chase you and beat you up, you ...
1~ Stop, and go towards him and beat him up .
2~Keep on running .
3~Yell out ,"HELP!" loudly so someone can hear you & help you .

[dracobreeder]

3.

An even scarier guy comes up. You...
1.Appreciate the guy's help.
2.Run away.
3.Call for help again.

[Saya67257]

3 .

So, you see a police officer nearby. You ..

~ Tell him, " HELP, A FREAKIN' CRAZY PERSON IS CHASING ME!~"
~ Keep on running .
~ Kick the officer .

[elpuntthing]

1.

He turns round to face you, and you realise he has no head. Do you...

1. Scream.
2. Punch him.
3. Ask for help again.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3.
A whole crowd gathers, you...
1. Jump down a man-hole
2. Ram your way out of the circle
3. Yell, "HEY, EVERYONE, I'VE GOT A GUN!!"

[dracobreeder]

1.
You are attacked by a group of vampire rats. You...
1.Climb back out again
2.Try and fight them
3.RUN!!!

[elpuntthing]

2.

You decide to fight them, but need a weapon. Against the wall is a long stick and a miniscule, blunt knife. You:

1. Take the knife.
2. Take the stick.
3. Use your bare hands!

[dracobreeder]

3.
You defeat them. What now?
1. Sit and cry
2. Run on
3. Climb out of the manhole

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
Running down the sewage system is nasty business. After running at least half a mile you become tired of the smell and rats so you climb out. There to meet you is a.....
1. Angry Grizzly
2. Terrorist/Mob conference
3. A giant 60 ft. anaconda.

[elpuntthing]

3.

You...
1. Run
2. Fight it using the weapon you chose earlier.
3. Try to talk with it.

[dracobreeder]

3.

It asks you if you want fries with that. You...
1.Say yes
2.Say no.
3.Ask it if it would like a pat on the head

[FireFang]

sorry I revived the thread....but....Draco just said fries O.O
I thought you called them chips? or do you call them fries?

Say no.
He gets mad and starts throwing froen sticks of turkish butter. You...
*Throw them back
*Take the pain
*Hurt the monster with your awesome claw like fingernails.

[dracobreeder]

(We call them chips, but i like saying that line.)
1.
He asks you if you want a bacon buttie.
1. Yes.
2. No.
3. What's a buttie?

[FireFang]

What's a buttie?

He gets mad at the question and says: I hate you. You...
Repeat his every word and mock him.
Repeat his every word.
Mock him.

[Saya67257]

1 ..

He gets more angry, and attempts to punch you. You ...

1~ Run away.
2~ Punch him also.
3~ Don't do anything.

[Sbacity_Boy]

1.
As your running you trip off a cliff. You.....
1. Pull out your parachute
2. Grab the nearby seagull
3. Land on a flying by plane

[Saya67257]

1 . ( 3 1's in a row • 3 • )

You land safely, looking around where you are. You're apparently at a lost desert, shocked. You ...

1~ Go crazy, pulling your hair since you're lost .
2~ Call your agent to go get you in a helicopter .
3~ Do nothing but just sit there .

[FireFang]

2 (haha sorry I broke the "1" streak)
(I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A SEWER >:O!!!!!!!!!! jk..) :)
your agent comes in a helicopter that....breaks...you:
-run out of the way of the explosion that your bff kelsey caused (she caused the helicopter crash by putting oil in the gas tank)
-get a massive headache from your bff Kelsey, because she keeps texting you.
-get help by calling your bff Kelsey, then when she comes in her pink jeep, you steal it. Stranding her in the desert.

[developedby]

get a massive headache from your bff Kelsey, because she keeps texting you.

Your headache is so strong that you:

1~crawl to a doctor yelling for help
2~Smash your head onto the wall making you have an epylepsy attack(i don't know how to write it)
3~Simply ignore it and destroy your phone

[dracobreeder]

3.
You...
1. Get a burger
2. Get a pizza
3. Get a pet.

[elpuntthing]

3!!
Which pet?
1. A cat
2. A dog
3. The giant snake from earlier.

[developedby]

3. The giant snake, the coolest thing in the world besides ninjas

You decide to play with your new pet, you:
1- Give it a rat to eat
2- Give it a little ball of poison maker
3- show it to everyone hat walks by you

[Sbacity_Boy]

1. Give it a rat to eat.

It eats up and you decide that rats are quite dangerous so you start hallucinating, because it is very hot, that the rat is still alive. You...

1. Running around it circles to get away from it.
2. Hitting the snake to smash the lump of rat inside.
3. Go radical communist and give an order to your new army to kill every rat by order of Dictator YOU!

[developedby]

3. Go radical communist and give an order to your new army to kill every rat by order of Dictator YOU!

You convinced only one person to enter your army, but he's afraid of snakes. You -

1~Feed the snake with your army, to see if it pukes
2~Buy a bazooka
3~Faint from desperation

[Sbacity_Boy]

2. Buys a BAZOOKA!! >: D

With the bazooka you storm out of the desert to the United Nations. You walk in, and...
1. You immediately get arrested.
2. You get past the security and make it to the meeting room.
3. You get caught by your grandma.

[dracobreeder]

3.
She asks you what you're doing out here. You say...
1. Blowing up y'alls with a BAZOOKA!
2. Buying y'all a pizza
3. Uh... just visiting you, grandma.

[Saya67257]

1.

Your grandma takes the bazooka , tearing it up in bitty little pieces. After that, she smiles innocently at you. You say ..

1~ "DAYUM , U GOT SUM SKILLS ."
2~" HOLY SH*T ... *then get out*"
3~ Say nothing , and beat her up D: .

[Sbacity_Boy]

1. "Wow, you got some skill!!"

She smiles and well hunched over tries to flew her muscles. Well flexing she lets go of her cane and starts to fall. You...

1. Dive and catch her.
2. Watch her drop well laughing.
3. Walk away.

[dracobreeder]

1.
It turns out she is not your grandma, but an alien invader. you...
1. Walk away
2. Beat it up with your bear hands
3. Whack it with a random stick

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. Whack it with a stick.

Everyone sees you whacking someone that looks like a grandma and they come over running and pull you off. The alien invader stands up and...

1. Starts yodeling
2. Starts clogging
3. Starts purring

[dracobreeder]

1. You give up. Or do you?
1. Go back and finish him off
2. Ride off in yo' motorbike
3. Poke it.

[Saya67257]

3 :D

It apparently grabs your finger ... and is about to bite it, you ....

1~ Run away .
2~ Beat it up .
3~ Get bitten :D

[dracobreeder]

3. You find yourself in a different world. You see a takeaway and...
1. Get a pizza
2. Get a burger
3. Go in and steal all the food!

[elpuntthing]

Get a pizza.
What topping?
-Plain Cheeeeez
-Llama guts.
-Pepperoni

[Sbacity_Boy]

^ Ignores...

2. You are disgusted and the hosts are offended... They?
1. Kick you out in the unknown
2. Glurgle and Glupe at you very loudly.
3. Engage in a foreign dance inviting you in. Randomly.

[dracobreeder]

3.
You...
1. Join in excitedly
2. Join in reluctantly
3. Walk away...

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.

At first you find it awkward, then you find it enjoyable. You are suddenly lost in your own mind and end up...
1. Running smack dab into an alone alien(of the opposite gender) who asks to dance with you.
2. Run into a sudden appearing refreshment table.
3. Dance right into nowhere. (As in, you'sa are lost.)

[elpuntthing]

2.
Do you...
1. Want a drink?
2. Want a snack?
3. Fine, thanks.

[dracobreeder]

1. You take it and take a sip. It's...
1. Poisoned
2. Quite nice
3. Not there...

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
It makes you feel quite happy and tired. So you lay down and go to sleep. You wake up and....
1. A bunch of Eskimos are leaning in over you.
2. Your on a bunk in a ship with a bunch of other soliders on bunks around you.
3. You find yourself on the steps of Buckingham Palace with the Queen staring at you.

[elpuntthing]

3! Awesome!

Do you...
1. Poke her
2. Speak to her
3. Run away

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
You realize you are speaking in a language that the queen doesn't understand and neither do you... BUT!!!
1. You can't seem to change your language and nobody can understand you.
2. You absently grab the queens wrists and rub them with your thumbs and she can suddenly understand you.
3. You slap one of her guards and now he can translate.

[dracobreeder]

2.
You tell her...
1. I am your new servant
2. I have come looking for the prince.
3. I am here to murder you.

[elpuntthing]

Hold on, which prince? I'm assuming this is our queen, since she's in Buckingham palace, so do you mean the guy who's getting married next Friday? (Bank holidays FTW!)

Anyway, back on track, I pick 3.
She screams and runs away. All her guards turn to look at you. Do you...

1. Say, "Umm... hi?"
2. Say, "And I'll kill you, too, if you don't move!"
3. Poke the nearest one in the eye.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3
Then you scream the most shrilliest(I know, not a word) scream breaking all the guard's eardrums. You...
1. Attack them well they are all weak.
2. Run after the Queen
3. Run away screaming.

[FireFang]

Rub after the Queen.
She runs for her life and trips on a rock. You...
Help her.
Ignore her.
Wait her out.

[developedby]

Ignore her
You walk away, and notice that you're still hungry. So you...

1~Kill a guard and cook him
2~Ask the palace chef to do some food for you.
3~Start jumping and shouting "Uuuuuuuuuuuuu!!" desperatly.

[FireFang]

2
(Ask the palace chef to cook some food for you.)
He says no. You...
1.Twitch you eye.
2. Make a winky face at the chef.
3. Murder the chef.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
He think you have an itch, he laughs and grabs a spatula to itch your face for you. You...
1. Think he is going to cook you.
2. Think he is going to give you spanking.
3. Think he is going to call the M16(British FBI?).

[elpuntthing]

You run away, but in which direction?

1. North
2. South
3. East

[dracobreeder]

North.
You end up running over the sea to Greenland, the land of Inuit, and...
1. Ask them for food
2. Find your own food
3. Sit and cry.

[elpuntthing]

3.
An Inuit comes and offers you food. Do you...

1. Accept.
2. Deny politely.
3. Deny angrily.

[Sbacity_Boy]

1.
It seems like so long since you last ate, that you gobble down the food, not realizing that it is raw squid. Realizing this you...
1. Barf it up.
2. Ignore it and keep eating.
3. Gag and hand it back asking for something else.

[dracobreeder]

2.
They offer to take you back to camp to give you warmer clothes and shelter. You...
1. Accept.
2. Deny politely.
3. Deny angrily.

[Sbacity_Boy]

1.
Again you accept, they take you to their Igloo where you sit down on a cozy bear fur. You..
1. Get so nervous you start to get hot and sweaty, melting the WHOLE Igloo.
2. Get bored from sitting there, that you dive into the small ice fishing whole.
3. Get get ravenously thirsty and start eating the igloo from the inside out.

[elpuntthing]

1.
They are angry and ask you to leave. Do you...
1.Respect their wishes and walk away.
2.Walk off in a huff.
3.Refuse to leave.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3.
They again get so angry that they grab you by your arms and legs and carry you to the edge of a glacier and are about to throw you off when...
1. Penguins attack your captors freeing you from their grip.
2. They throw you off!!!
3. They set you down and pull out guns.

[elpuntthing]

1.
Unfortunately, their grip is released at the wrong moment and you fall down, down, down, over the glacier.

1. Call the penguins for help.
2. Just let yourself fall.
3. Sprout wings.

[Sbacity_Boy]

1. Call the penguins.
The jump to the rescue, when they reach up with you they grab you with their feet and they all flap. But then they remember.....
1. They can't fly.
2. They didn't tell their parents where they where going.
3. Or #1 and that there are killer whales in the water.

[dracobreeder]

2.
All the penguins moms and dads come and grab them, and you fall again.
1. Call the penguins for help.
2. Just let yourself fall.
3. Sprout wings.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
As you fall you fly past a bunch of skydiving grandmothers singing happy Birthday to someone, not wanting to miss the chance you..
1. Grab a piece of cake.
2. Grab some lemonade.
3. Grab a parachute.

[FireFang]

2. Grab some lemonade.
Apparently, that wasn't the best choice.
Try again?
1. Get a parachute.
2. Get some Sugar.
3. Get a pembrokeshire welsh corgi.

[elpuntthing]

3.
You grab a corgi, which promptly transmorphs into a rubber dinghy. You land in the water and climb into the corgi-dinghy which barks at you.
1. Wait.
2. Talk to the dinghy.
3. Get back in the water.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
Tell the dinghy all your troubles then sigh in the depression. The dog dinghy...
1. Ignores and keeps barking.
2. Answers.
3. Turns on a hidden motor and zooms off.

[elpuntthing]

3.
You travel for half an hour, before arriving in a beautiful meadow full of flowers. You...
1. Stay forever and live happily ever after.
2. Get out and explore.
3. Get back in the boat.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
You find a wide variety of flowers some of which...
1. Are carnivorous.
2. Run along the ground.
3. Sing.

[elpuntthing]

2.
You jump back in fright as the flowers pull free from the earth and run along with their roots. You decide to follow them. They lead you...
1. To another part of the meadow.
2. Back to the boat.
3. To a mysterious cave.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. To a mysterious cave.
In the cave you get tired and decide to sleep, when you wake up you are...
1. Surrounded by angry chipmunks
2. Tied up with invisible string.
3. Being carried by Fairies well flying.

[gurumbey]

How do I choose my loadout for a mission?
I searched the flight manual, the GUI manual, Google, this forum... Nothing found.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3. To a mysterious cave.
In the cave you get tired and decide to sleep, when you wake up you are...
1. Surrounded by angry chipmunks
2. Tied up with invisible string.
3. Being carried by Fairies well flying.

Sorry, just reposted my last post so this could keep going to.

[FireFang]

2.
You realize you have been watching to much of Wizards of Waverly place (invisible string is one of their things) and you freak out and..
1. move enough until the inviso-saws come out to make you stop moving.
2. Realize that inviso-chains aren't real and have one of those awkward moments..
3. Realize that you aren't real and have one of those really awkward moments.

[Sbacity_Boy]

1.
The ropes are cut and you immediatedly run from the cave you end up...
1. In the middle of a Sandy desert.
2. In the middle of a big dessert cake.
3. In the middle of a Artic desert.

[elpuntthing]

2. As you look around the giant cake, you realise that you can't see the edges. How will you escape?

1. Shout for help.
2. Eat your way out.
3. Pick a direction and walk in it.

[FireFang]

3. Let's hope for the best.
While waling in the random direction you chose, You get really hungry. You remember you are dieting and can't eat cake. You...
1. Screw the diet, i'm eating cake!
2. Keep to your diet and starve yourself.
3. sit down and wonder how this cake got here in the first place..

[Sbacity_Boy]

~3
As you sit down to rest, you decide you need to get some energy You start snacking on the cake. You start to feel..
1. Tired.
2. So energized you could run a bajilion miles.
3. Dizzy.

[FireFang]

3. Dizzy
You realize that the cake your eating is made of
1. Heroine
2. Meth
3. It's just plain ol' cake...but why does it make me dizzy?

[elpuntthing]

1. You pass out and wake up inside the computer. What website are you on?

1. Bunni Forums
2. Google
3. Dragonadopters.

[dracobreeder]

2.
The google doodle tries to eat you so...
1. You wack it with the home button
2. Search for yahoo instead
3. Press refresh.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
As you run towards the yahoo tab, you accidentally step on the close button. Now you are on the desktop with an angry cursor coming after you, your escape is...
1. Onto a disk.
2. Onto a Flashdrive/Memorystick.
3. Into the trash.

[FireFang]

(OOC: Wow! this took a turn!! LOL)
1. Onto a disk
The disk is spinning really fast. You fall and get a boo-boo
1. Curse the Cursor
2. Be nice to the Cursor
3. Get out of the diskdrive, and be uploaded onto the internet

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
Being nice to the cursor you hope he'll let you travel out his cord into the mouse. As you move towards the Cursor it..
1. Click and Drags you to the trash.
2. Absorbs you into itself and out the cord(or 'waves' if you have a cordless.)
3. Runs away and disappears off screen.

[FireFang]

2.
You are stuck in the cord, and you can't get out.
1. Get out anyway, but only on the computer.
2. Go out through the mouse....as best as you can.
3. wait until help arrives

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
As your squeezing through the mouse, a large human named (Insert Your Name Here) come and smashes you in between the mouse buttons.. .You...
1. Fall on Conscious.
2. Cry for help.
3. Break apart the mouse before you die.

[elpuntthing]

3.
Well... Now you're dead. Please select an option.
1. Start over.
2. Return to checkpoint. (when you enter the computer)
3. Go away and cry like a little girl.

[FireFang]

3.
Someone asks you whats wrong. You...
1. Tell them that you're dead.
2. avoid them.
3. smack them across the face so hard that you literally slapped them into next week, because you didn't see them again until Friday

[Sbacity_Boy]

1.
(Insert your Name) taps you to see if your a ghost. Once realizing your not a ghost.

1. You yell at him/her that he would be so rude.
2. Cries More.
3. Feels so much better that it is possible you might not be dead.

[elpuntthing]

1. [Person] chooses option 3 in my last post. You...

1. Run after them.
2. Keep crying.
3. Dance.

[Sbacity_Boy]

1. But the person is TO fast so you fall over and faint from lack of.

1. Hippos.
2. Cotton
3. Trees

[elpuntthing]

1. When you wake up, you say to yourself, "I really must find more hippos." So you go to...

1. The Jungle
2. The Desert
3. Hippos R Us

[Sbacity_Boy]

1.
You are wandering through the mosquito infested Jungle looking in all the water bodies to find Hippos. But you end up...

1. Falling in a River.
2. Only finding hungry Crocodiles.
3. Getting Lost.

[elpuntthing]

2. You try to escape them, but you trip on a tree root and fall in a river. The crocs turn at the sound of you falling and see you.

1. Swim for your life!
2. Fight them off.
3. Try and climb back out.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3.
You grab for the ledge looking for something to grab onto... You grab a..
1. Furry Tarantula.
2. A Human Hand.
3. Nothing.

[mfp543]

2.run away
You successfully ran away from the farmers, but about 5 minutes later in the cave you're in a raging bear comes in.... What do you do?
1 become a tasty snack
2 run as fast as you can before your heart nearly gives out and jump in a stream
3 RUN RUN RUN!!!!!

[elpuntthing]

I'm sorry MFP543, but you replied to the last post on page one. We're on page 24, so I will dismiss your post for now.

2. You scream, but it turns out that the human hand is attached to a human, who pulls you up out of the water. The girl says to you, "These waters are full of crocs! Don't swim in 'em, you idiot!" You reply,

1. "I- I- I- fell... :("
2. "Were you following me?"
3. (sarcasm) "Yeeeeeeeeah... I totally didn't see the crocs that were trying to eat me and all that!"

[Sbacity_Boy]

1
The girl takes sympathy on you and takes you back to here house were you feeds you.

1. Elephant Ears.
2. Giraffe Neck.
3. Centepide Legs.

[elpuntthing]

3. You are a little revolted at first, but eventually give in to hunger. Once you have eaten, you realise you are thirsty.

1. Ask for a drink.
2. Get up and go get a drink.
3. Aw, forget it.

[FireFang]

2. I am thirsty!
She gets mad at you.
1. Slap her
2. Hit her jaw.
3. Excuse yourself for being so rude.

[Sbacity_Boy]

3.
You go sit down and then she comes and...
1. Brings you a drink.
2. Sits down and gives you.... the.. STARE. >.<
3. Dumps water on you.

[elpuntthing]

@Sbacity The stare? As in... Fluttershy's awesome-animal-obey-me-stare?

1. You drink it gratefully. What do you want to do next?

1. Chat with the girl.
2. Leave.
3. Fall asleep on the table.

[FireFang]

2. Leave.
But she gets mad at you. She...
1. Calls you a meanie and tells you to leave.
2.Grabs your arm with her nails and drags you back to where you were sitting.
3. Gets you a plate of sausage.

[elpuntthing]

1. You say "Gladly," and leave. Then...

1. You continue your search for hippos.
2. A hot air balloon swoops down and grab you.
3. You use your magical teleportation powers to go to Equestria.

[dracobreeder]

3.
You go to...
1. Sugarcube corner
2. The spa
3. Zecora's house.

[Sbacity_Boy]

@Elpunt... *Gulp* Yes... THE STARE!!! #O.O#

3.
She screams. and says " You ain't no commoner!!!" You say..
1. "No worries, I won't tell anyone you didn't rhyme."
2. "Does it really matter? I need to see Princess Celestia."
3. "Well you wouldn't be a commoner either if you came to my house!!"

[elpuntthing]

2.
"Why? Is she your godmother?" ((HA! Half-rhymes FTW!))
She gives you directions to Canterlot, and warns you that it is a long way to go. She says she knows a shortcut, but it is very dangerous.

1. Go the original way she told you.
2. Ask about the shortcut.
3. Just walk, and guess which way to go.

[Sbacity_Boy]

2.
She tells you of the Ever Green forest and how dangerous it is, but you think you can handle it.. Along the way you meet...

1. A patch of blue flowers. Zecora: ("The are full of Evil powers.")
2. A small cloud of bugs. Zecora: ("They are quite a nasty bit of lugs.")
3. A patch of sharp trees. Zecora: ("They make you sneeze.")

Edit: Lol~ I posted this, and after every 'Zecora' there was a ':(' face. xD

[dracobreeder]

2.
They begin to eat your food rations. So...
1. Cast a spell to stop them eating all the food. (Twilight)
2. Scream and run away (Rarity)
3. Get out your trombone/banjo/maracas and play a tune. (Pinkie)

[elpuntthing]

3. Realising that they are parasprites, you take out a banjo and play the My little pony theme tune. Suddenly they all love you, and you tell them to leave you alone. Then you continue on your journey. Soon you come to a fork in the road. A sign points in three different directions. Where were you going again?

1. Canterlot.
2. Fillydelphia.
3. Appleoosa.

[FireFang]

2. FillyDelphia. The City of Brotherly.....nvm

You want to get there but don't want to walk there.
1. Walk anyway
2. Sit there in a puddle of tears.
3. Take a train.