Earth Dominated.

[narfball]

Some People survived the assault on earth by Robots. Apparently i was one of the survivors. *HOW TO PLAYYY! :D*
Types: Robots (most Powerful brutes. not smart really.)
Humans (really good with brain power and power. Balanced.)
Monsters (Actually smart. not brute-like.)
Mods (MOD OPEN FOR 1 WEEK WHEN MORE THEN 5 PLAYERS JOIN!. MODS HAV BAN HAMMERZ! :D)
Ninjas (lightweight, fast, balanced.) And pick! NO MOD OR AUTO DECLINE.
Mutants: (strongest of the strong smartest of the smart not smarter or stronger then mod. Mutant HP: 450)
Demons: (fastest of the fast strong as mutants and smart as mutants. (Demon HP 470)
Cyborgs: (like robots only balanced like humans. (CYBORG HP 400)
Zombies: (slowest of the slow yet very strong and stupid. Special Armor = Moofinz *incredibly hard to hit! crit chance up 40%*) (Zombie HP 970)
Yakuza (Mafia): HP 800 (High health! Ability to heal! very fast! Special armor = Mafia suits! *hard to hit.*)
Samurai: HP: 500 (Medium Health! Ability to Heal! Fast! Special Armor = Hadu-kretzu Malooger! *hard enough!*)
MIXTURE!!! :D *mix any classes with classes available! BONUS HP DOES NOT APPLY. ORIGINAL CLASS HP ONLY.*

Name: Fakenstein *dont have to use examples.*
Armor: Poo.
Weapons: Fart power.
Ship: Flying Fart.
Turrets: Banana launcher.
Minion names: Freddy stupedstein
Minion number (up to 90!): 1.
Size: 100'9
How do you look?: STUPID
Age:OVER 9000!
Sex:MALE
Type: Butthead. *no one can use it. :(

Accepted:
*BOB CHANGES NAME.*
Name: ROBOB
Armor: Electrical Bubble Armor *mod only.* Counters any attack half of the time.
Weapons: Ban hammer *mod only*
Ship:X-2-4-9-AC-BQRO
Turrets: Mega Lazor, Giant Cannon, Ban hammer launcher *ban hammer launcher = mod only.*
Minion names: Admins
Minion number (up to 90!): 84
Size: 6'4
How do you look?: Poor.
Age: 16
Sex:Male
Type: Mod + Robot

Name: GritStar
Armor: Dark Haze Cloth (Hard to hit 1/2 the chance.)
Weapons: Bomb Shuriken, Shroud Bomb, Poison Laser, and Silent Hand Cannon
Ship: RedRaven 1900 Series
Turrets: Shuriken Mini-gun, Dark Rocket Launcher, and Blue Plazma Cannon
Minion names: Greds
Minion number (up to 90!): 27
Size: 5'2
How do you look?: Can't see.
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Type: Ninja

Nice job making it!

[narfball]

You cannot be: INVINCIBLE OR HAVE POWERUPS.
You can have: Any turret but Ban hammer type turrets and weapons. :)
Mod power: they have most health.
Human power: Have half the health Mod does. *mod hp = 1000
Monster power: Monster has 250 HP
Robot has 900 HP.
Ninja has 100 HP.

[Crazy]

Name: GritStar
Armor: Dark Haze Cloth (Hard to hit 1/2 the chance.)
Weapons: Bomb Shuriken, Shroud Bomb, Poison Laser, and Silent Hand Cannon
Ship: RedRaven 1900 Series
Turrets: Shuriken Mini-gun, Dark Rocket Launcher, and Blue Plazma Cannon
Minion names: Greds
Minion number (up to 90!): 27
Size: 5'2
How do you look?: Can't see.
Age: 21
Sex: Male
Type: Ninja

[narfball]

Grit-Star *we have to use codenames. mine is BOB*
what classes should i add?

[Crazy]

((Yes I know that is mine.))
Hmm, no I don't think that would be beneficial to either side at the moment.

[narfball]

((Yes I know that is mine.))
Hmm, no I don't think that would be beneficial to either side at the moment.

what classes to add?

[Crazy]

How about Yakuza (Mafia) or Samurai?

[narfball]

BOB: Well... this is... strange....
COMPUTER: Found Red Planet. Unkown species.
Scanning... Scanning... *No match found.*
BOB: WHAT!? Impossible! this cannot be. it cannot happen... the computer always gets a match! *pacing back and forth*

[Crazy]

StarGrit: Whats this?
Gred#1: Sir Pirates incoming!
StarGrit: Ready the haze and Shuriken Mini-Guns
Gred#1: Yes sir.

I'm not losing to pirates again, I thought.

[narfball]

Mod #1: Sir Left engine has been breached!
Mod #2: Sir we are under attack by an unknown race!
BOB: let me take care of this. *steps out of ship with ban hammer*
BOB: it's hammer time! *Bashes unknown ship with hammer and only 5 sparks come out*
BOB: Dang... *Jumps back into ship*
BOB: Hard.

[Crazy]

Gred#4: Sir did you hear that?
StarGrit: I can't here anything over the fire of this pirate ship

I jumped on a gun and fired it until it overheated, then pulled out my silent hand cannon as pirates began to board my ship.

[narfball]

BOB: Activate the turrets!
Men: Yes sir!
*all turrets fire at unkown ship and only sparks and 4 screws fly off*
BOB: our ship isn't that har--- OH GOD NO!
BOB: OUR SHIP IS BEING EATENNNNN! HALP! O_o
BOB: NEED BACKUP NEED BACKUP!

[Crazy]

StarGrit: The day isn't won yet men.
Greds(Crew): What?!

I spotted the mother ship which was a large living beast eating another ship.

Stargrit: Full speed towards that thing.
Gred#5: Yes sir!

[narfball]

*4 men get eaten BOB escapes with the other 80 of his crew. they land on the red planet to be greeted by strange Alien creatures called... Mutants.*
Mutant #1 (ZORG): Greetings strange monster that came from the sky.
BOB: What is that Monster?
ZORG: Our Pet! :D
BOB: WTF! IT JUST ATE MY SHIP! HOW AM I GONNA GET OFF?!
ZORG: i dont know.

[Crazy]

StarGrit: What the h*ll! Thats not the mother ship!
Gred#1: What do we do sir!
StarGrit: Pull of to that nearby red planet.

And we slowed down approaching the red planet.

[narfball]

*BOB stares at strange ship*
BOB: Who are they... o_O

[narfball]

*BOB chucks Ban Hammer at strange ship and ban hammer comes back*

[Crazy]

StarGrit: Status Report *walking off ship with small group of Greds
Gred#1: Well in the fight we lost engine 6 and 3, and we can't engage hyper speed until at least one is fi...who are they.
StarGrit: 0_o *stares*

[narfball]

o-o... sorry? :D

[Crazy]

We all pulled out Silent Hand Cannons...

StarGrit: Identify yourself or you'll die without even being heard.

[narfball]

just so you know the giant monster thing is a Pet of thoes... Mutants...
ZORG: Hello.

[Crazy]

((I knew thats why I didn't fight it.))

*Shoots ground near Zorgs feet*

StarGrit: IDENTIFY YOURSELVES!

[narfball]

BOB:I am BOB! Leader of the Ship over 9000.
ZORG: i am Zorg! who are you...? *ready to send "PET..." at StarGrit*

[Crazy]

StarGrit held his gun steady without a flinch.

StarGrit: Do you have a stardock or place I can repair my ship nearby?

My crew kept their guns on them too.

[narfball]

no. *ZORG's army is ready same with BOB's*
BOB: Zorg has an army of 90. my army is only 80. *i lost 4! >:(*

[Crazy]

StarGrit let his gun fall although he had a tight grip on the trigger.

StarGrit: We will be leaving now.
Gred#4: We could destroy them right he...

StarGrit grabbed his neck and snapped it in an instant.

StarGrit: Do not question me...

((-1 crew member, heh.))

[narfball]

BOB: if you do not attack our men lay their arms down.
But if you do... YOU WILL SUFFER THE WRATH OF 1000 BAN HAMMERS FOR THREE MILLION MOONS!!!

[narfball]

BOB: okay goodbye. *BTW our ship was eaten and yours looks screwy.*
we can take the mutant ship! the X-2-4-9-AC-BQRO! :3

[Crazy]

StarGrit: Do I look like I'm going to attack? As a matter of fact I'll be boarding my ship and leaving.
Gred#6: This planet is rich in gold!
StarGrit: WHAT!!!
Gred#8: He speaks the truth the area where are ship dug in is surrounded in gold.
StarGrit: Start excavating then!!!

StarGrit didn't even glance back at BOB or Zorg.

[narfball]

*bobs minions go in the ship.*
BOB: good bye Zorg!
ZORG: Goodbye Bob.
*bob goes in ship*

[narfball]

ZORG: YOU SHALL NOT PASS! *zorgs army attacks Star-Grit*

[Crazy]

((Goodnight I can't handle it anymore 430 AM))

All of the Gred jump on Sheriken turrets and open fire upon the Zorg tearing through them like tissue paper.

StarGrit: Lets go we have the gold!

[narfball]

*BOB goes after StarGrit after star grit leaves planet*
*BOB appears on StarGrit's Monitor*
BOB: Drop the gold back on the planet Now or face the power of 1000 Ban Hammers for 1 MILLION MOONS!!!

[narfball]

ooo... *turns off my monitor and stares at blue planet*

[narfball]

BOB: TO TEH BLEW PLANET! *men go to the Blue Planet*

[narfball]

*BOB sees dead robots and their limbs all over*
BOB: some robot killers were here.
*BOB's men come out*

[narfball]

((LAST QUOTE))
BOB: It looks like we found an enemy. KILLL!!! *bob smashes enemy with ban hammer and puts him in a bag and throws him in back of ship*
Admin #1: Woah.
Admin #2: O_o
Admin #3: Wow... Just... Wow....

[narfball]

BOB: well... this is strange...
Robot: LEAVE NOW OR *spark flies out* PERISH.
BOB: i will risk my chances.
*another Robot comes out of a trash can*
Robot 2: LEAVE NOW.
BOB: never!
*robot jumps out of window*
Robot 3: LEAVE OR FOREVE--- *BAM! bob kills robot. :D*
Robot 2 & 1: YOU MUST DIE!
*robot army comes*
BOB: oh *bleeep*
Robots 4-12: ATTACK!!!!
BOB: MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Admin 1: ATTACK!!!!
*FIGHT!!!*
BOB: Cooolll.... *bob pulls out ban hammer and smashes 24 robots with ground pound! :D*
Remaining Robots: RUUN!!!
BOB: you better run! >:D
*Admin 4 turns around*
Admin 4: sir....
*BOB turns around*
BOB: holy shizzlenizzle.
*Cyborgs come and attack bob's army*
BOB: ATTACK!!!!
*Admins Attack The Cyborgs*
*seven hours of fighting later.*
Cyborg Leader: Sorry for the mistake Human.
BOB: YOU ALMOST KILLED MEH!
Admin 74: Leave ush alone!
Admin 51: Yeah!
Admin 12: Go! Shoo!
Admin 67: leave us alone!!!! *screams*

[Sasum]

Maybe you should wait for more people. I am a RP mod anyways...