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Sasum
07-24-2009, 09:36 PM
This is a fun forum game I like to play. One person wishes, the next person grants and corrupts to their own liking, then makes a wish of their own.

For example:

"I wish I had a car."

"Granted. It's the car from Stephen King's Christine.

I wish for world peace."

"Granted. World peace is achieved by uniting the world against you.

I wish for the secret of happiness."

"Granted. You are hit by a bus.

I wish for immortality."

Anyways, that's how it works. Now I need a good one to start us off...
Ah!
I wish for a teleportation machine. (keep it clean)

1samurai1
07-24-2009, 09:39 PM
Granted but It only teleports you to the finish line of a race car race.
I wish I didn't have 8 pirates -_-

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:41 PM
Granted, you get 8 super fast indestructable deer.
I wish I had a piece of lint.

Sasum
07-24-2009, 09:45 PM
Granted, though you give it so much publicity that someone robs it and you are lintless. I wish for an iTouch.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-24-2009, 09:46 PM
Granted,but you can only listen to barney music.

I wish for a cat.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:46 PM
Granted, but it has been dropped into a pool. (This was for Sasum...)
I wish I had new socks.

1samurai1
07-24-2009, 09:49 PM
Granted but they had a monster in them
I wish this wish was corrupted =)

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:50 PM
Granted, but this isn't a double negative.

Sasum
07-24-2009, 09:50 PM
Granted, though it shoots lasers from it's eyes at you and you are toast. You didn't have a cat already? I wish for the world to make sense.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:52 PM
Granted, but it still doesn't make sense to you.
I wish for a broken clock.

Sasum
07-24-2009, 09:53 PM
Granted, but you cannot tell time therefore not knowing when it is mealtime. You snack forever. I wish for a lemonade.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:54 PM
Granted, but you cannot tell time therefore not knowing when it is mealtime. You snack forever. I wish for a lemonade.

It was a broken clock not a working one

Sasum
07-24-2009, 09:54 PM
Yes. You can't tell time, because it is broken.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:54 PM
Granted, but it isn't lemonade from lemons...
I wish for steel.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-24-2009, 09:55 PM
I actually have a cat,lol.

Granted,but its rusty (LOLWUT?)

I wish for a spaceship.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 09:56 PM
Granted, but it's too small.
I wish for pink paint

Sasum
07-24-2009, 09:57 PM
Granted, You forget to fuel it and you go to the Moon and you are stranded. I wish for a laptop with higher battery.

1samurai1
07-24-2009, 09:58 PM
Granted but it was stolen and police fine you, I wish you read my wish =D

mang11
07-24-2009, 10:02 PM
Granted but i dislike the wish,I wish fora garbage can

rosedragon
07-24-2009, 10:06 PM
granted, there is a monster inside it.

I wish for vacation.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-24-2009, 10:08 PM
Granted,but its vacation in Silent Hill.

I wish for something to read.

Sasum
07-24-2009, 10:16 PM
Granted, but you must read the dictionary cover to cover! I wish for a Norton subscription (so they'll stop bothering me about getting one).

Mkishere
07-24-2009, 10:21 PM
Granted, it's only a two day subscription.
I wish for monies.

1samurai1
07-24-2009, 10:23 PM
Granted but you stole it from a bank, I wish I knew what to wish for =(

Mkishere
07-24-2009, 10:40 PM
Granted but the wish is for. . . no wishes!
I wish I had a pet dragon that wouldn't eat me.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 10:42 PM
Granted, but it burnt you to a crisp, I wish I had a better lawn mower

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-24-2009, 10:43 PM
Granted,but the blades are made of noodles.

I wish for nothing.

Poohbomber
07-24-2009, 10:53 PM
Wish granted,but out of nothing came something and that something was a train. I wish for no more wishes.

Mkishere
07-24-2009, 11:14 PM
Granted, but that was just a wish so by your own will you canceled your wish for no wishes.

I wish there was no more world hunger.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-24-2009, 11:17 PM
Granted,but then theres to much food and everyone dies of overeating.


I wish for randomness.

Mkishere
07-24-2009, 11:34 PM
Granted, but a part of that randomness is eating you.

I wish for a pebble.

rosedragon
07-24-2009, 11:47 PM
granted, the pebble is larger than your house and it rolls toward you.

I wish for chocolates.

1samurai1
07-24-2009, 11:53 PM
Granted but they were monsters covered in chocolate and you ate them, I wish someone would post beneath me

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-24-2009, 11:59 PM
Granted,but he decides to lazor you.

I wish i could play scary games withought being scared.

Poohbomber
07-25-2009, 12:01 AM
Granted, but you wind up soiling your pants.
I wish for something nice.

1samurai1
07-25-2009, 12:01 AM
Granted but you are now scared of non-scary games,Including Bunni.I wish I hadn't made this wish

Crazy
07-25-2009, 12:05 AM
Granted, but three worse ones are shoved upon you. I wish for a dark room.

Poohbomber
07-25-2009, 12:23 AM
Granted, but the dark room is completly dark meaning no air holes, you suffocate to death. I wish I had a shovel.

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 12:26 AM
Granted but it turns demonic and starts to hit you.
I wish I had a nice new. . . pebble that's not all that big.

Poohbomber
07-25-2009, 12:33 AM
Granted, but it is a magical stone and grows big and crushes you anyway.
I wish for a hole in my head.

Crazy
07-25-2009, 12:35 AM
Granted but it was done by dull drill. I wish my face was on fire.

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 12:39 AM
Granted but someone puts it out with a bucket of water.

I wish I could have free icecream.

Sasum
07-25-2009, 12:51 AM
Granted, though you get so much you get fat and have to be hospitalized. I wish for a pwny (not a pony, a pwny).

1samurai1
07-25-2009, 12:53 AM
Granted but it Pwns you, I wish for a owny :P

Poohbomber
07-25-2009, 12:54 AM
Granted, but it owned you. I wish for a noob.

Sasum
07-25-2009, 12:55 AM
Granted, you introduce yourself to you. I wish for the dishes to be done for me.

1samurai1
07-25-2009, 12:57 AM
LOL that was classic, Granted but now you need to feed the monsters, I wish for a pet monster

Sasum
07-25-2009, 01:02 AM
Granted. It just so happens to be rose and she outsmarts you into being her slave. I wish for more time.

Lovelight
07-25-2009, 01:02 AM
Granted,but the pet monster ran away.
I wish for infinite wood.

Lovelight
07-25-2009, 01:04 AM
Granted,but the pet monster ran away.
I wish for infinite wood in bunni.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-25-2009, 01:04 AM
Granted,but you lose all your gold.

I wish more people would post on Bunni Inn.

Poohbomber
07-25-2009, 01:05 AM
Granted, but now you can't post in Bunni inn(JK), I wish for good luck while I camp.

mang11
07-25-2009, 01:05 AM
granted but your store doesn't have any thing that you can buy with wood
i wish for a sceret island

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 01:05 AM
Granted, but the island is one centimeter across.
I wish more people would roleplay on Bunny island wars.

huggyboo
07-25-2009, 01:57 AM
granted, but you get overloaded with people and the thread dies.

I wish for another Dr.Pepper

Asteru
07-25-2009, 02:44 AM
Granted, but it's gone flat.

I wish I could concentrate on school better.

huggyboo
07-25-2009, 02:49 AM
granted but you realize school sucks.

I wish for frozen waffles

tabs34
07-25-2009, 03:04 AM
Granted the Company that makes giant frozen waffles by accedently pushs them off a roof and they squish you

I wish for a slurpee

Crazy
07-25-2009, 04:36 AM
Granted but Its pee flavored. I wish for a kings crown.

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 04:52 AM
Granted but the king who owns it comes after you with his army and slaughters you.

I wish I never had to sleep.

1samurai1
07-25-2009, 05:15 AM
Granted, You die. I wish for more wishes

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 05:17 AM
Granted, you get one more wish, so in the end it did nothing because you had one wish to start with and you used it on another wish and got nothing accomplished, I wish for your other wish to dissapear.

mang11
07-25-2009, 05:50 AM
Granted but he wished for something to make it disapear and it actualy worked
I wish for an evil pie

huggyboo
07-25-2009, 05:55 AM
granted but your pie loves everything

i wish for bunni 2

mang11
07-25-2009, 06:30 AM
Granted but you cant find the website to play it on.

I wish for a pig that likes to party.

Senna
07-25-2009, 12:23 PM
Granted but the pig dies of excess

I wish to live in bunni world

rosedragon
07-25-2009, 12:42 PM
granted, you live on bunni world during the catastrophic event.

I wish for a cake. (cya buying cake..)

tabs34
07-25-2009, 01:57 PM
granted but its an evil cake that ironicly eats you

i wish for a penny to buy my first house (ICarboard box)

Shay
07-25-2009, 02:01 PM
Granted, but it's bent and can't be used to buy anything.

I wish for a summer thunderstorm (what? I like them).:p

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 02:11 PM
Granted, you get struck by lightning and the thunderstorm is a single thundercloud hanging over you.

I wish for showers that take 1 second.

branch12
07-25-2009, 02:32 PM
granted but your dirty

i wish i was president

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 02:33 PM
Granted but everyone hates you and you get assassinated on the first day.

I wish I could fly.

branch12
07-25-2009, 02:34 PM
granted but then you get shot down.

i wish i was a superhero

branch12
07-25-2009, 02:35 PM
granted but the cheeros were a bomb(littalrly)

i wish i was president again!.

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 02:59 PM
Granted, you're the president of mexico.

I wish I had spacecash.

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 03:02 PM
Granted but it's worth nothing since you don't know anyone that uses space cash.

I wish I had a napkin.

branch12
07-25-2009, 03:03 PM
granted,but it blew up in your face

i wish i had an 1000000000000000000000 HP computer@!!!(LOL)

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 03:07 PM
Granted but there's a bug, HP sucks :P the video card melts.

I wish I had breakfast.

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 03:09 PM
granted, you eat screws for breakfast, with or without milk?

I wish I had a paper airplane

branch12
07-25-2009, 03:15 PM
granted but it gets cought outside and flys away with the wind

i wish i ruled my own country

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 03:16 PM
Granted but you were already president of Mexico and the citizens somehow find money to bomb your new country.

I wish I was a transformer

branch12
07-25-2009, 03:29 PM
granted but the deceptacons blow you up.

i wish i wasn't president of mexico

rosedragon
07-25-2009, 03:30 PM
granted, but you appear to be full of rust, cant move you know =) .

I wish my monster tshirt arrive now.

Sasum
07-25-2009, 03:32 PM
Granted, but it is way to big, it is life size! it eats you. I wish for luck on the raffle.

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 03:59 PM
Granted, you win the raffle but 2 days later, they call you and say that they picked wrong.
I wish for moar cowbell

branch12
07-25-2009, 04:05 PM
granted,but its sogy

o wish i hand't run out of anything to say.

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 04:32 PM
Granted, but your head overflows with things to say and you asplode.

I wish I could asplode for fun

branch12
07-25-2009, 04:38 PM
granted,but your die.


i wish i dono

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 05:13 PM
you get i dono but u dono what i dono is

I wish that i ruled the world

Poohbomber
07-25-2009, 05:16 PM
Granted, but you are a tyrant and your people kill you, I wish for headphones

branch12
07-25-2009, 05:17 PM
Granted,but it makes your ears bleed and blows them off

i wish what???

MonsterMiner
07-25-2009, 05:25 PM
Granted, What happened to you?

I wish I had a nuke.

branch12
07-25-2009, 05:27 PM
granted but it blew up

i wish somthing up

MonsterMiner
07-25-2009, 05:29 PM
Granted, what goes up always comes down.
I wish for a lot of gold.

Crazy
07-25-2009, 05:32 PM
Granted but Rose's minions take it, I wish for a evil brother.

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 05:35 PM
Granted, but he isn't very smart so he can't think of anything evil
I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted

MonsterMiner
07-25-2009, 05:35 PM
Granted, you have no wish. ( It's not corrupted)
I wish for a jet

Crazy
07-25-2009, 05:37 PM
Granted, but don't post on the same wish, oh, and it asplodes, I wish for a magic well.

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 05:37 PM
Granted, but the well ran out of magic

I wish I can haz cheezeburger

Asteru
07-25-2009, 06:19 PM
Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I could have more cats.

Mkishere
07-25-2009, 06:20 PM
Granted but you become allergic to cats.

I wish I had MAOR TREES.

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 06:23 PM
you get mroe trees, but they are SUPER poisonous

I wish for.... more people to go to Vuu in the Bunny island wars Vuu thread D:

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 06:26 PM
Granted, but the thread overflows and asplodes

I wish I had a better video card.

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 06:28 PM
you get it but then you lose it.

i wish forrrr........the world to asplode

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 06:29 PM
Granted, you die.

I wish for the moon to asplode

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 06:36 PM
it does but the tiny fragments go towards earth and destroy the atmosphere making it so you cant breath because u lost all oxygen and ur trees cant make more because they're weird so you die.

I WISH FOR AN OKAPI

Search it up on google images if u dunno what it is :P

(zebra giraffe mix)

Tantrum
07-25-2009, 06:47 PM
Granted, but I steal it from you.
I wish for a liger :D

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 07:14 PM
((at least mines real))



You get it but i steal it then take my okapi back too
.


I wish for a world where everything had my avatar pic xD

Crazy
07-25-2009, 07:22 PM
Granted, but no one likes it, I wish for a dollar.

Asteru
07-25-2009, 07:23 PM
Granted, but it's covered in black sharpie marker and invalid as currency.

I wish my chair had cupholders.

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 07:44 PM
Granted, but they are too small for any cup in the world


i wish everyone knew where my location was :D

TheUltimator
07-25-2009, 08:08 PM
Granted but they hate it and torch it down.

I wish i playing on a computer upside-down

MonsterMiner
07-25-2009, 08:40 PM
Granted, the computer falls to the floor.
I wish for a magical, red, powerful, supreme, overwhelming, high in calories, and tasty donut.

mang11
07-25-2009, 08:49 PM
Granted but the magical, red, powerful, supreme, overwhelming, high in calories, and tasty donut eats you.

I wish that there was monkeys inspace floating around

Sasum
07-25-2009, 08:52 PM
Granted, but they died and floated back to Earth and hit you on the head. I wish to be invincible.

Asteru
07-25-2009, 11:32 PM
Granted, but you're only invincible on the outside. If you ingest anything harmful, you'll still be, well, harmed.

I wish the taco bell chihuahua would come back.

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 11:41 PM
granted,

he comes back and barfs in your taco


I wish for the Mcdonalds franchise to be mine >=D

Chokladkakan
07-25-2009, 11:45 PM
Granted, but they declare bankruptcy tomorrow.

I wish for this being a wish.

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 11:46 PM
Granted
but u made the wrong wish


i wish for a big liger that doesnt eat me!


(that mcdonalds thing was all part of the plan MCDONALS FTL (for the lose))

MonsterMiner
07-25-2009, 11:48 PM
The big liger explodes and kills you.
I wish for a watch

TheUltimator
07-25-2009, 11:49 PM
Granted but he squishes you

i wish i could fly

branch12
07-25-2009, 11:52 PM
granted but gets shot down

i wish i could run super fast

TheUltimator
07-25-2009, 11:54 PM
granted but you run so fast that your legs get burnt by the air becoming useless

i wish i had a pony that wouldnt let anything bad happen to m, not even a Corrupt-A-Wish wish!

IRCOOL
07-25-2009, 11:54 PM
granted
but you hit an aeroplane

i wish i could type fastur

TheUltimator
07-25-2009, 11:56 PM
granted but you type so fast that your fingertips start dissappearing into a visible spectrum.


i wish i had a LolCat

IRCOOL
07-26-2009, 12:07 AM
granted

but no one likes it.

i wish that i could shoot lazarz liek mew mew

Asteru
07-26-2009, 12:52 AM
Granted, but you can't control the lazers and end up destroying everything you know and love.

I wish for hot chocolate with those tiny little marshmallows.

1samurai1
07-26-2009, 01:01 AM
Granted, but a monster peed in it.
I wish I knew why theres a U on the top of my coca cola can ;_;

MonsterMiner
07-26-2009, 05:56 AM
Granted, It has something to do with the secret of life
I wish for pancakes

huggyboo
07-26-2009, 06:08 AM
granted but you have to call them flapjacks. I wish i could read.... Canadian

narfball
07-26-2009, 07:38 AM
Granted. But canada has turned into the chinise.
I wish for a giant marshmallow to squish me.

huggyboo
07-26-2009, 07:43 AM
granted your a smore.

I wish to do my work.

narfball
07-26-2009, 08:03 AM
granted your work flattens you.
I wish i could be crushed by a ban hammer.

rosedragon
07-26-2009, 08:08 AM
granted, I crush you with ban hammer, then I got hungry and decides to nom nom you with bread buns.

I wish you all to become my minions and we conquer game world, putting bunni in front page of every arcade sites!

narfball
07-26-2009, 08:20 AM
Granted. but your minions backfire and attack you instead.
I wish i was falling cro*** first onto a death spike.

Shay
07-26-2009, 11:15 AM
Granted; your ability to procreate is now dead.

I wish for more land in my game.

ray10k
07-26-2009, 11:31 AM
granted, a volcano pops up in the centre of the game and covers everything in lava, which cools down and turns into land. sadly the hard rock doesn't allow for anything to be placed on it.

I wish for this nighttime to last for a lifetime (nightwish is great!).

Shay
07-26-2009, 12:05 PM
Granted, but you are stuck in the land of the midnight sun; you will never see the stars again.

I wish for sunglasses.

ray10k
07-26-2009, 12:31 PM
granted. you get glasses that shine as bright as the sun and instantly blind you for life.

I wish I had a lawyer to help me make a perfect, incorruptible wish for free.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-26-2009, 03:12 PM
Granted,but he warms ur buns.With his buns.


I wish for more people to be on.

rosedragon
07-26-2009, 03:25 PM
Granted, they overwhelm RP board and make you SO BUSY.

I wish I don't have to sleep.

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 03:58 PM
Granted, side affects including everlasting drowsiness, cranky all the time, and purple skin.

I wish for my wish to be awesome.

IRCOOL
07-26-2009, 04:12 PM
Granted,

but your wish is so awesome that everyone becomes jealous, and they all hate it.

I wish for.... a monkey called Senior BoBo :D

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 04:16 PM
Granted, the monkey poops all over the place.

I wish for BACON.

IRCOOL
07-26-2009, 04:18 PM
granted,

but the soul of the bacon's piggy comes back to haunt you

I wish for ice cream :D

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 04:19 PM
Granted, but the live cow who gave the milk comes at you charging.

I wish for a single thread of 1 inch wool.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-26-2009, 04:23 PM
Granted,but the sheep the wool came from eats you.


I wish for a teardrop ham.

IRCOOL
07-26-2009, 04:24 PM
Granted.

But the ham is haunted, and eats you from the inside out starting with.... YOUR TUMMY!!!


I wish that i was the happiest and friendliest person in the universe

funinabox
07-26-2009, 04:26 PM
granted, but when it hits the next hour it makes a gong loud enough to break your ears.:p
i wish i had a box :D

funinabox
07-26-2009, 04:26 PM
ignore above, i was on wrong page T_T i wish i hadnt done that :O

iamwin
07-26-2009, 04:34 PM
you are happy and friendly but u are to happy and freindly you let a robber steal ur stuff

i wish for the best roller coaster ever

MonsterMiner
07-26-2009, 04:35 PM
Granted, The roller coaster goes to space and makes you suffocate.
I wish for silver.

IRCOOL
07-26-2009, 04:41 PM
Granted,

You are teleported into a silver mine, the air is bad so you die

i wish for a million dollhairs

funinabox
07-26-2009, 04:44 PM
Granted, but the million dollers are fake and everything you bought is taken back to the stores you bought it from.

i wish i had a box :D

MonsterMiner
07-26-2009, 04:48 PM
Granted, The box can not be opened, looked at, or thought of in any way.
I wish for a nuclear satellite.

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-26-2009, 04:50 PM
Granted,but you hear "Nuclear launch detected" and are blown to bits by a nuke.

I wish for

1samurai1
07-26-2009, 04:50 PM
cursed kitten
I wish this wish would be granted and corrupted =)

MonsterMiner
07-26-2009, 04:51 PM
Your wish is granted, then corrupted, then disappears.
I wish for a wish that covers seven sentences.

1samurai1
07-26-2009, 04:53 PM
Granted but you stole it =(
(I wish you could read this wish)

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 05:13 PM
Granted, but I read it before you wished so it did nothing,

I wish I was immune to colds.

TheUltimator
07-26-2009, 05:28 PM
granted but u catch a life-threatening disease

I WISH I HAD AN EBIL PONY THAT KILLED YOU ALL SO U COULDN'T MAKE WISHES!!! }:P

MonsterMiner
07-26-2009, 06:09 PM
Granted, Error 301 please refer to the nearest wishing well.
I wish for a camera

TheUltimator
07-26-2009, 07:18 PM
granted but its batteries die out and there are no more batteries available

I WISH I HAD A CHICKEN

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 07:25 PM
Granted, it's a rubber chicken.

I wish I had a chick.

MonsterMiner
07-26-2009, 07:26 PM
Granted, you have a chicken that poops on the floor.
I wish for a wish.

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 07:28 PM
Granted, now you still need to wish for something, lose.

I wish for an atom.

TheUltimator
07-26-2009, 07:31 PM
granted but three is an error and dissappears into the Void which is a rip in the Space time Continum!


I wish that i hadnt corrupted a corrupt-a-wish wish

Mkishere
07-26-2009, 07:33 PM
Granted. Whats that? No corruption? Odd. . .

I wish Kitten had corrupted that wish.

TheUltimator
07-26-2009, 07:36 PM
Granted but I logged on as kitten and corrupted it instead

I wish for a bunny wabbit and a zoo animawl

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-26-2009, 07:36 PM
granted,but you corrupted it first.

I wish for pie.

TheUltimator
07-26-2009, 07:38 PM
granted, but the pie eats you


I WISH FOR A BUNNY WABBIT AND A ZOO ANIMAWL!

riceball231
07-27-2009, 03:01 AM
granted, but the pie eats you


I WISH FOR A BUNNY WABBIT AND A ZOO ANIMAWL!
granted but the zoo animawl is a cannibal and was hungry and ate you and the bunny wabbit.

i wish for ice cream all year :D

Lovelight
07-27-2009, 05:58 AM
Granted,but the all the ice cream melted.
I wish to marry pirate peach.

Tahala
07-27-2009, 06:00 AM
granted but she becomes fat and ugly...
I wish they could put an amaizing update up...

huggyboo
07-27-2009, 06:33 AM
granted but nobody reads it.

I wish i could actually draw this banner.

MonsterMiner
07-27-2009, 06:38 AM
Granted, your pencils break.
I wish for me to wish of what I want to wish and not wish.

Tahala
07-27-2009, 06:43 AM
granted but you wished for it.... O.o
I wish I had $60 right now...

huggyboo
07-27-2009, 02:09 PM
granted but you get robbed.

i wish hungry.

mang11
07-27-2009, 02:11 PM
Granted but you eat something so your not hungrey any more

I wish for it to rain money

huggyboo
07-27-2009, 02:13 PM
granted but flooding in the lower areas kill THOUSANDS.
good job ya jerk.

i wish for my story to get published.

mang11
07-27-2009, 02:15 PM
Granted but no one reads it

I wish for 1,000 helper monkeys

riceball231
07-27-2009, 04:40 PM
Granted but no one reads it

I wish for 1,000 helper monkeys
granted but they went crazy and ruined everything you had
i wish for a laptop

MonsterMiner
07-27-2009, 05:22 PM
Granted, the laptop turns into a block of wood on top of your lap.
I wish for me to wish of what I want to wish and not wish.

milyeay
07-29-2009, 11:55 AM
Granted, but you had something to wish for, and you wished for it.
I wish life wasn't so unfair to me.

funinabox
07-29-2009, 01:53 PM
Granted, but you had something to wish for, and you wished for it.
I wish life wasn't so unfair to me.

granted but everyone is being TO nice and you get sick and tired of it. :cool:

i wish i had a cardbourd box to sit in and read. :D

MonsterMiner
07-29-2009, 02:53 PM
Granted a cardboard appears then eaten by termites,
I wish for a piece of a computer.

iamwin
07-29-2009, 03:07 PM
granted...its the wrong peice

i wish for freind that hate u all

Xaozaddiction
07-31-2009, 03:01 AM
wish granted, but he eventual falls inlove with all of us

i wish for a gilfriend

kittenlazars go mew mew
07-31-2009, 03:38 AM
Granted,you turn into Nabi and Doki runs after j00.I wish for i wasn't the only active RP mod for most of the day.

MonsterMiner
07-31-2009, 04:05 AM
Granted, Error please refer to the nearest wishing well,
I wish boat

InNomineGodai
07-31-2009, 06:55 AM
But alas your boat is made of paper...
I wish for a giant pitcher of Thai tea...

milyeay
07-31-2009, 11:05 AM
Granted, but this Thai tea turns into Root-Beer with vinegar mixed in.
I wish pigs could fly.

inflim
07-31-2009, 11:21 AM
Sure but the pig starts flying but finds it's too heavy and falls back to the ground.

I wish this wish couldn't be corupted XD

Sasum
08-01-2009, 12:26 AM
Granted but then the thread Phails! Luckily Sasum saves the day. I wish to not be demoted.

Xaozaddiction
08-01-2009, 02:22 AM
your wish is granted, you got fired. i wish for a million bucks : D

Crazy
08-01-2009, 06:01 AM
Granted, but its counter-fit and you get arrested.

I wish I could live forever.

MonsterMiner
08-01-2009, 06:20 AM
you live forever tormented, (Muahahahahaha)
I wish for a bunny

Xaozaddiction
08-02-2009, 02:45 AM
you get one, then it gets hit by a car. I wish for a girlfriend.

Pirate Foxes
08-02-2009, 04:08 PM
You get one but she weighs 620 pounds.

I wish for an uber robot death machine I could control.

riceball231
08-02-2009, 05:18 PM
You get one but she weighs 620 pounds.

I wish for an uber robot death machine I could control.

granted but something went wrong and the uber robot death machine killed you and your friends and family

i wish school never existed

Xaozaddiction
08-02-2009, 09:54 PM
your wish is granted, every one is stupid and the human race dies out.

i wish for another wish

Riida
08-05-2009, 04:09 AM
Grants wish, The wish can only be used to go suicide
wishes for nothing

MonsterMiner
08-05-2009, 05:58 AM
Error, please refer to the nearest wishing well.
I wish for a steak.

Pirate Foxes
08-05-2009, 10:15 AM
You get a week old grilled steak that's been salted so bad it's just a big slab of beef jerky that's half rotten.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner...

milyeay
08-06-2009, 01:45 PM
Granted, the weiner has food poisining.

I wish people would read my message and not care...

Pirate Foxes
08-06-2009, 01:49 PM
Wish granted.

I wish I could rule the world without any responsibilities.

milyeay
08-07-2009, 08:02 PM
Wish granted, but you die from all the chaos that reeked the world.

I wish for nothing at all.

Xaozaddiction
08-08-2009, 12:09 AM
wish is granted, you are sent to a world that is white everywhere with no air or gravity and you die from lack of air and your corpse floats through this messed up world

i wish for a gun wiht no ammo.

Pirate Foxes
08-08-2009, 07:59 PM
You are in the middle of a hostile situation, your squad has just been wiped out by an ambush and your magazine just fell out of the bottom of your M16 without racking it.

The safety is on.

I wish I will never be in that situation.

Poohbomber
08-08-2009, 08:18 PM
Your wish is granted. But you wind up in the police station with a bazooka, with a rocket and the police won't listen that you don't mean any harm.
I wish I had some keys.

Pirate Foxes
08-08-2009, 09:59 PM
Your wish has been granted. (http://www.nuke.demon.co.uk/Kye/)
(Fun game. Give it a go.)

I wish I had cool shirts.

zlyfire
08-10-2009, 05:49 PM
Wish has been granted. The shirt is so cool that everyone on earth had come to your house and stole all your clothes and your left with nothing at all.
I wish for the game to continue.

Xaozaddiction
08-10-2009, 06:16 PM
your wish is granted, it continues but there is no end now so you are trapped playing it till you die.

i wish you would go die D:

zlyfire
08-10-2009, 06:19 PM
wish ranted but im a necromancer so i am raised as a ghost and haunt you for the rest of your life.
I wish for a game of all games(World of Warcraft, which i've played before)

Xaozaddiction
08-10-2009, 06:21 PM
you get it, but you cant pay the subscription fee xD

i wish for a paradox

Poohbomber
08-10-2009, 06:24 PM
Granted, but you had to go back in time to kill your father to create one,
I wish for a towel.
(You got a time paradox)

zlyfire
08-10-2009, 06:32 PM
wish granted but the towel is covered with mud, fleas, lice, scorpians and god knows what else.
wishs for the WoW subscription fee he can't pay(see below my previus post)

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 12:24 AM
ummmh srry for the double post but we left this alone and im trying to revive old rps :3

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 12:32 AM
I wish for this thread to die...

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 12:36 AM
OMG why wish granted but it is ressurected as an undead post by my awesome necromatic spells
i wish for this thread to live without people who want it to die

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 12:36 AM
Granted but it is revived by me i guess...

I wish i owned the Marquesas Islands

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 12:38 AM
wish granted, but it only usable through the life the way you want it thread
i wish for three more wishes(or more :D )

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 12:58 AM
You wished for three wishes with a billion restriction and you need to pay 1 dollar :D!

I wish for... nothing

1samurai1
09-05-2009, 01:00 AM
You get paper with nothing written on it.
I wish for something.

Xaozaddiction
09-05-2009, 01:00 AM
your wish is granted, you are sent to a world were there is nothing at all.

i wish for a paradox!

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 01:01 AM
wish granted. you suddenly appear in the middle of a white space with, no body, no stars, no voice. you can only look around and see nothing in infinite directions.
i wish for a dollar and a rule-free wish that is free :D
(this was for darken)

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 01:08 AM
Granted but you only get the dollar (you made 2 wishes)

I wish for.... 3 wishes with a $1 dollar fine one each

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 01:14 AM
wish granted. you get 3 wishes and becuase of inflation of money you now have a $3 million fine on each wish :D
I wish for me to have world domination and all love me becuase im an awesome king

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 01:31 AM
granted you are an awesome king of nothing because you keep granting wishes.

Now.

1) I wish for my own dimension that i can travel to
2) i wish for dimensional altering powers so i can craft it however i choose
and
3) i'll save for later

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 01:37 AM
the third wish is granted because you wished for multiple wishes, the ther two are saved for later :p i wish some1 else would post some wishes

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 01:37 AM
You got a paradox when you tried to activate your powers....

I wish for Jesus Christ!

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 01:46 AM
He came said hey and left.

I say my paradox made my dimension so it cool.

i wish for a...... wish i guess

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 01:48 AM
No one cares to give you one.

I wish for... a slap on Huggy's face!

MonsterMiner
09-05-2009, 01:50 AM
Wish, Error, incorrect input
please try again

I wish for better wishes

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 01:50 AM
wish granted and i wish this thread would die now im srry that i revived it :(

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 01:50 AM
I get slapped but then i am given 10 grand. I wish for a time reversal of 5 minutes

1samurai1
09-05-2009, 02:23 AM
Granted,but u dieds.....
I wish huggy lost the battle agaisnt his fro

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 02:36 AM
Granted cause it always happens.... senor.

Deseo para la conquista de mundo!

MonsterMiner
09-05-2009, 02:53 AM
Deseo para la conquista de mundo
I want to conquer the world

To make wishes in spanish, please buy the newer version of wishing well, other wise this wish can not be accepted.
I wish for a donkey

Lovelight
09-05-2009, 03:01 AM
Your burro, granted. Con la swine flu porque life makes sense.

I wish for dinosaurs to exist.

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 03:04 AM
granted they died millions of years ago.

I wish for the sky to be.... green?

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 03:11 AM
Sorry, but it looks like your wish is in another sky. Our's blue.

I wish for a doggy!

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 03:14 AM
granted. but a doggy technically doesnt exist should have wished for a dog.

I wish for Darken to have a puppy

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 03:22 AM
I got it but it died from AIDS [SON OF A-]

I wish for another :D

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 03:29 AM
Granted but it hates you.

I wish people would post more on the rp's

Darken Sin
09-05-2009, 03:43 AM
They did! But it's all about flirting and making love!

I wish for homosexual rpers in our rps!

huggyboo
09-05-2009, 03:51 AM
Xaoz is metro close enough. I wish other people would make wishes.

MonsterMiner
09-05-2009, 04:32 AM
Your wish is granted
I wish for a bunny

zlyfire
09-05-2009, 11:51 AM
wish granted, but then its om nomed by monsters :D
I wish for the newer version of the wishing well :D

shinjumaou
09-12-2009, 01:50 PM
granted, but the wishing well is bottomless, therefore not granting a wish (the coin doesn't hit the bottom). I wish for no more corrupted wishes.