What present would you give to the above poster?

[dracobreeder]

The title is self explanatory really, so here is an example of how it works:
P1: I give a bunch of flowers to the above poster.
P2: I give a science kit to the above poster.
P1: I give the above poster a venomous snake.
And so on...
RULES:
1. No overly-violent gifts.
2. Don't continuously give mean, nasty gifts.
3. Have fun with it! :monsternom:
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I give the above poster their very own pirate deer! :pirate deer:

[Cthulhu]

You get a bar of chocolate C:

[elpuntthing]

You get a book on quantum physics.

[thebunni15]

Free expired tockets to Horton Hears A Who

[Saya67257]

You get a hug from a polar bear.

[Purple]

You can have 2 pounds of chocolate in the shape of your favorite cartoon charactor:piratemonster:
and a life-time supply of dragon kibble for your adorable purple freind:piratepanda:

[screwbaII]

You get a piece of purple paper.

[Cthulhu]

I've wrapped nick in a box.

[screwbaII]

A paper dragon :3

[Sbacity_Boy]

A tiara and punching gloves!! Because with those you will look just like your avatar!! Well, maybe a pair of fox ears to. ^.^

[Cthulhu]

Your own city. It's called SB.

[screwbaII]

I shall gift thee with a Huggle. Coz I can never give you enough <3 !!

[Cthulhu]

Then as a gift, you get 2 huggles :3

[FireFang]

I give you the gift of obedience! jk.
I'll give you socks.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Christmas is coming! Are you good or bad? I'll assume you bad because you were mean enough to give Cthulhu sock!! :O YOU GET COAL!! MUHHAaahahha~~

[screwbaII]

You get: "adhesive medical strips"
see Zim, the fundraising episode with Poop Dog

[Cthulhu]

You get a glass of diet poop cola :3
And some Bloaty's pizza

[Sbacity_Boy]

"YOU get a LIFE-SIZE CUTOUT of CORIANDER!! A LIMITED TIME OFFER ONLY!! IF YOU CALL NOW WE CAN GIVE YOU A CUTOUT OF PIRATE PEACH TO!!! Wow, WHAT A GREAT DEAL!!!!"


...o.o Billy strikes again......xD

[FireFang]

You get a present.....with nothing in side

[screwbaII]

You get a fang made of fire. Watch out, it's hot.

[SiamJai]

You get a bag of ghost drops. :-p

[screwbaII]

You get me!!! In a box!!!

[elpuntthing]

You get a bunch of screws wrapped in clingfilm to make a ball. Screwball!

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a plush elephant!! Just what you ALWAYS wanted!!

[screwbaII]

You get a boy named Sbacity, just what YOU always wanted =P

[Xaozaddiction]

You get Emma in a box! wait what...

[Sbacity_Boy]

Hmm... you get a.... a.... AHH.. AHHCHOOO!! *sniff* You get a cold. xP

[screwbaII]

You get warm soup - for your cold =)

[elpuntthing]

You get cold soup - for fun :p.

You get a plush elephant!! Just what you ALWAYS wanted!!
That is actually true. I love plush elephants!

[dracobreeder]

You get a giant T-Rex!!!

[screwbaII]

You get a posie garden.

[zlyfire]

You get Guantanamo bay

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get an empty building that you can do ANYTHING with.

[Cthulhu]

You get to be a real boy!

:cthulhu:

[zlyfire]

you get a pool, filled with sharks

[FireFang]

You get a fox who ate the last posie in your posie garden.

[bik111]

You get a pit of nothingness.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get to be a real boy!

YEAHH!!! xD

Bik, you get a ruler. To measure how long your socks are!!! ^.^ How exciting!

[dracobreeder]

You get your very own indigo snake!
(By the way, Indigo snakes are not venomous and very calm-natured)

[Cthulhu]

You can have a plush yoshi toy :3

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a thermometer. ^.^ So you can measure the temperature!!If you can tell me who said this quote, it is a Rep point for you!! "America is great because it is good. If America ceased to be good, it would also cease to be great."
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MOM!! THE RED STUFF!! IT'S MOVING UP!!

Well now, isn't that nice. It looks like we will have a green christmas after all. *chuckles*

*Boy walks in* Wow, standing on your head really hurts.

Oh deary me.... xD This is so random, it just came to my head.

[screwbaII]

You get a Dr. Tran bean cup from Roybertito's

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get the report I JUST finished typing up!! Even though it won't mean much to you. xD

[screwbaII]

You get a facepalm.

[elpuntthing]

You get a headdesk.

[amy1]

You can have...love from someone who hates you.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a sea turtle!! And a LARGE swimming pool/aquarium for it to stay it!

[amy1]

You get A puppy named sweetheart, who is the biggest fattest cutest dog ever :3

[Sbacity_Boy]

xD And you get a.... Fuzzy Wabbit!!

[zlyfire]

and you get a french pokemanz card

[screwbaII]

You get a Ben10 watch

[zlyfire]

you get a card that says thanks, then it explodes.

[screwbaII]

You get a paperbag - for your head. =]

[FireFang]

You get a.......HUG!!!!!
*Huggles* Then walks away.

[screwbaII]

You get a tackle hug! Because you were walking away.

[Cthulhu]

Me in a box XD

[screwbaII]

You get a GIR

[Cthulhu]

You get a paper with "But what does the 'G' stand for?"

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a Magical-Princess-Unicorn-Pony!! With the powers to discover anything!! xD

[FireFang]

You get a nerd in a bag.

[screwbaII]

You get 10 internets.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Hmmm.... You get a letter from the President of Australia. Or is it Queen/King? xD

[FireFang]

I think it's "Prime Minister" or, "King/Queen" but, how would I know? lol I'm on the other side of the world :)

You get a brick. Have fun. :D

[screwbaII]

Technically we're still semi-attached to England, we're not yet a republic, but we are not ruled by them either. As a result we have Prime-Ministers, not Presidents, but the ultimate power is the Queen of England, though she really doesn't do anything. She could if she really wanted to though.

You get that information.

[Cthulhu]

You get information you totally didn't want ;)

:monsterqueen:

[FireFang]

lol :P
You get and "lol :P"

[screwbaII]

You get a kitty sitting down

[blocks123]

you get a chocolate pie.

[screwbaII]

Ew pie, *gives it back* and that's your present.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get.... a family tree(of your family) dating back to the 1800's. Lucky, you get all the good presents!!xD

[screwbaII]

Aww but I already have some family trees that have been traced back further than that. One of my family trees is dated back to the Russian Tzars, and another one is dated back to the first free settlers in South Australia =(

You get some dragon food for your dragons.

[SiamJai]

You get a lollipop. :-D

[screwbaII]

You get a lick of the lollipop you just gave me

[Cthulhu]

Uhh, you can have my tears in a bottle

:blueangel:

[screwbaII]

Ewww you can't even drink it =(

You get a PUGGLE!

[dracobreeder]

You get a pogo stick.
Boing
Boing
Boing

[Cthulhu]

You get a pillow...in fact I should be asleep...zzzZZ *gives her a dream taco*

[dracobreeder]

You get a smiley face: :)

[screwbaII]

You get a DVD with nothing on it.

[elpuntthing]

You get a toy dinosaur!!!

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get.... a 64 inch plasma Tv with a Blu-ray DVD player and an x-box 360!! But the Tv doesn't work. xD

[Mii]

You get a car.
Oh but this isn't any ordinary car.
It's a TRANSFORMER.
tehe.
They cost less than you think, because the dealerships don't really know that the car is actually a Transformer...

[Sbacity_Boy]

Well, then for that extra ordinary present you get!!...... 4 story mansion with 36 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms a large dining room and kitchen, a living room, a drawing room, a indoor pool, a tennis court, a basement, and a staff of 6 gourmet chefs, 25 cleaning maids, and a manager to keep it running!!

[Cthulhu]

Too bad you have to pay taxes and all the workers.

you get: :babybunni:

[blocks123]

:bunniking:You get a pet bunni with a crown.

[dracobreeder]

You get a pointless button.

[Mii]

Congratulations! You have won our grand prize!
It is a box of stupidity!
Would you like to accept your prize?
[x] Yes
[ ] No

[Sbacity_Boy]

You have received the Not-So-Grand Prize!! A bag of frozen tortellini deprived of it's cheese.

[FireFang]

Since it's the Christmas season, I'll get into my "giving mood"
I'd like to give you my laundry. I'd like it back Dry-Cleaned, Ironed, and Pressed before Tuesday.

[dracobreeder]

You get your very own ninja weasel army!
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Source: Charlie the unicorn:
Blue unicorn: Did you speak to the weasel?
Charlie: No!
Blue unicorn: DID YOU SPEAK TO THE WEASEL?
Charlie: NO!
Blue unicorn: Fool! I am the weasel!
Charlie: How was I supposed to know that?!

[Sbacity_Boy]

(Lol!! I love Charlie the Unicorn!xD)

You get a red plush teddy bear holding a little heart that says "Kiss Me". xD Actually I just bought him, so you can have him tomorrow, after I spend some time with him. xD

[FireFang]

You get aprroved to get into Clown College!!

[elpuntthing]

You get approved to go into Cats-speaking-with-no-correct-grammar-or-spelling college!

Blue: To get to the snowman, first we must pass THE DOOR!
Charlie: The door?
Pink: Th-the Door!
C: What is the door?
B: The Door is everything! All that once was and all that will be! The door controls time and space-
P: Love and Death!
B: The Door can see into your mind!
P: The Door can see into your sooooooooooooooooooouuuuulllll...
C: R-really? Th-the door can do all that?
B: Heh. No.

[screwbaII]

You get a documentry on elephants.

[dracobreeder]

You get more princess foxes.

[Cthulhu]

You get a koala.

[dracobreeder]

You get a platypus.

[Cthulhu]

You get a komodo dragon x gecko crossbreed. :3

[elpuntthing]

You get a puppy!

[zlyfire]

you get herione i mean adrenaline

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get....... a leopard print snuggie. ~Hehee~

[screwbaII]

You get a giant huntsman I found on the toilet seat.

[FireFang]

You get a flea collar.
Not that you'd need it or anything...
jk :D

[screwbaII]

You get to pat my new dog, Missy. She's really cute =D

-gives flea collar to Missy-

[Cthulhu]

No one else has so....I give you my love ^^ *giggles*

[zlyfire]

i give you a roundhouse kick to the face, then i give you an apology

[Cthulhu]

........You get tears..

[zlyfire]

you gets a big hug with a 'I sorry' note attached (and a kick me sign in the back >:D)

[Cthulhu]

I light the sign on fire and give it to you >:3

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a dance with some random lady from Maine. :P

[dracobreeder]

You get a Chinese dragon called Lanoul.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Then you get an Chinese Dragon named Reptan.

[screwbaII]

You get a disconnected wooden chinese dragon that needs putting together that I have just finished colouring to do such a thing.

[Sbacity_Boy]

~Yeah~

You get..... hmmm........ a snow drift in your back yard, and my little siblings to come make a snow fort for you. xD (Just so they don't do it in my yard. xD I don't like walking on the drifts and then falling into them.) ~Smiles~

[FireFang]

You get a snow fort.

[screwbaII]

You get a cloud.

[elpuntthing]

You get the sun. It is very hot.

[screwbaII]

You get a gamma ray burst. Enjoy your collision of neutron stars.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get my awesome comet model that I just finished. Unless you want me to label it, then you get it tomorrow. xD Your so lucky! You keep on getting all of my school projects. xD Just kidding.

[FireFang]

You get my unfinished boat.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Thanks..... xD

You get Buster's family from Mythbusters. xD I love that show.

[elpuntthing]

You get a banananananana.

[FireFang]

You get a Ferarri. A stolen Ferrari, so know you get sentenced in jail maybe....5 years? but you get a Ferarri! oh, wait....Repo....

[screwbaII]

You get a box of chocolates =]

[FireFang]

YAY THANK YOU
You get a stamp~!!!!

[screwbaII]

Did I mention they were lowest quality chocolates :p?

You an empty can of pepsi XD

[zlyfire]

you get pepsi, without the can, because you just gave it to firefang :p

[elpuntthing]

You get a dead rabbit. :p

[zlyfire]

you get its pelt back. i ate teh rest. that was good stew.

[elpuntthing]

You get all of its pelt but its foot back. I hung the foot on a string round my neck for good luck.

[FireFang]

You get a choclates that went out of date in 1974
Guess what, They are Persian choclates~!

[Sbacity_Boy]

Hmmm.... You get the box of chocolate without the chocolate because of course who ever got them would eat them.

[FireFang]

You get a plastic coat hanger.

[elpuntthing]

You get a plastic coat. :p

[dracobreeder]

You get a magikarp.

[screwbaII]

You get a hold of my new pupppyyyyyy~~~~

[elpuntthing]

AWWWW! Can I have a hold? You get.... a narwhal.

[zlyfire]

you get a song. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/narwhals
happy time.

[elpuntthing]

omg I <3 that song! I know it off by heart. For that, you get a hug.
Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin in the ocean... Oops.

[zlyfire]

Cuasin' a commotion, cuase they are so awesome.
You get me and you being a duet for the remainder of the song

[elpuntthing]

Narwhals, narwhals, pretty big and pretty white.

[dracobreeder]

You get the next part of the song:
They'd beat a polar bear in a fight!

[elpuntthing]

You get the next part of the song:
Like an underwater unicorn...
THEY GOT A KICKA$$ FACIAL HORN!

[dracobreeder]

They are the jedi of the sea,
THEY STOP CTHULHU EATIN YE!
Naughty Cthu... :mad:

[elpuntthing]

Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals, (just don't let 'em touch your ba||s).

[FireFang]

*gasp*
You get a pony! :D
oh wait....
You get a dead pony! :D

[dracobreeder]

You interrupter! We'll continue anywayz.
Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals, inventors of the shish kebab.

[elpuntthing]

Yay! We finished the song!
You get a hug!

[zlyfire]

you get a cd that *looks* platinum, with your singing the song on it. you went *platinum*

[elpuntthing]

YAY! Thank you! You get a delicious-looking chocolate cake. As you take a bite out of it, you realise...

It tastes even nicer than it looked!

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get.... hmmm... you get a banana tree? xD

[elpuntthing]

I sell the bananas and you get 60% of all profits ^.^

[Sbacity_Boy]

YES! Income!! WOHHOOO! xD For that, you get... hmmm..... a back yard safari that is large enough to hold a family of elephants. ^.^ And some professionals to take care of them and keep them healthy.

[dracobreeder]

You get a model pterodragon!

[screwbaII]

You get to hold Meowies. She's fat and heavy and my legs are dieing x.x

[zlyfire]

you get an industrial fan to keep you cool XD

[FireFang]

You get a Christmas tree~!!!

[zlyfire]

you get a present(dont open until december 25)
on that day, ill tell you what the present is, if you remind me and your on the chat XD

[FireFang]

lol
I never go on chat though D:!
Private message me :D

[screwbaII]

You get a cow, and it moos.

[FireFang]

you get a.......HUG

[elpuntthing]

You get a sheep and it baas. Baas? Baas... Baas. Is baas even a word?

[dracobreeder]

You get a pony and it wickers.

[screwbaII]

You get a mini moose!
...
"where's my moose?"

[dracobreeder]

You get a kebab. Enjoy! ^_^

[elpuntthing]

You get a shoe. :-p

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a..... Hat? With a flower on it!! xD

[screwbaII]

You get $4!7head, I mean, Mini, for the day. She's being quite the female dog today too D<

[Sbacity_Boy]

For letting me borrow you puppy for the day you get!!!! My PONY!! xD Now I don't have to take care of it.

[dracobreeder]

You get a Christmas cracker!

[elpuntthing]

You get me to tell you an awful Christmas cracker joke:

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.

[zlyfire]

you get my fake laughter at the horrible joke. and the knowledge that im gonna use it one day.

[elpuntthing]

You get an elastic band.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a Garfield Comic book. I LOVE Garfield's books! xD

[Saya67257]

You get Family Guy action figures.

Whoop-dee-effing-doo .

[screwbaII]

You get a clothes peg, but not just any old clothes peg, a rusty old spider infested clothes peg =D....thats on fire

love Screw/Ivernus

[SiamJai]

You get a webcam. :-)

[Sbacity_Boy]

For you, a box of packing peanuts!! Oh boy, those things are fun. xD

[screwbaII]

You get mud all over the car you just washed >_<

[dracobreeder]

You get a shrew!

[elpuntthing]

You get a vole! :-p

[dracobreeder]

You get a goose.

[screwbaII]

You get a moose.

[elpuntthing]

You get a hooooooooooooouse.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a... a... Ah...... ACHHOOOO!!! *sniff* You get MY cold. And some medicine to make you feel better. xD

[dracobreeder]

YOU GET THE PLAGUE!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Don't ask. Just off on my random streak.

[elpuntthing]

You get a visit from....

DEATH!!!

[dracobreeder]

Oh noes!
You get nothing, because I can't give you anything cuz I'm dead.

[screwbaII]

Dead people don't get anything.

[FireFang]

You get..... A HUGGLE!!!

[dracobreeder]

You get a reviver to use on me.

[elpuntthing]

You get me using the reviver! Wooohoooooo!

[FireFang]

You get a shock from the reviver, because I missed Draco....

[screwbaII]

You get a plush bee... that's been chewed on by puppies with bad puppy breath, so it smells.

[zlyfire]

you get, an indestructible bucket, full of lava, so you can make the best trash can EVER

[screwbaII]

You get a day of creamed corn and mayonaisse

[Clandestine]

You get Nick in a speedo.

[elpuntthing]

O_o

You get a hosepipe.

[dracobreeder]

You get a lawnmower.

[screwbaII]

you get sme chocolate cheesecake. It was made by my mum so you know it must be awesome =3

[elpuntthing]

You get a goldfish. <><

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a fifty foot "?" that is four sided and 3 feet thick.

[dracobreeder]

You get a sandwich.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a can of Creamed corn!! Blah! Nasty stuff that is.

[elpuntthing]

You get a scarf.

[screwbaII]

You get a lick on the face from Mini.

[zlyfire]

you get a lick in the face form my dog, a purebreed golden retriever :3

[FireFang]

You get a lick in the face from my ca-
I don't have a cat....nevermind....You get to go to Grandma's~!

[dracobreeder]

You get a box with nothing inside.

[elpuntthing]

You get socks.

[zlyfire]

you get a box of chocolates, and like Forrest Gump said "Life's like a box of chocolates, nevah know what your gonna get"

[Sbacity_Boy]

Hmmmmm..... you get.... a fishy puzzle! We just started it, but you can finish it. xD

[zlyfire]

you get, my somehow cheating at solving the puzzle, and the puzzle back :3

[elpuntthing]

You get a raincoat.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get rain.

[screwbaII]

You get a doggy bag. What kind of leftovers are in it? We'll never know.

[dracobreeder]

You get a piranha.

[zlyfire]

You get the next posters gift

[elpuntthing]

It's a banana!

[amy1]

You get...your very own bunny, that eats meat.

[zlyfire]

you get the HOly Hand Grenade, so you can "Smite thine enemies"(remember, 3 beeth the number. not 4, not 2 unless it be proceedeth by 3. 5 is out of the question)

[screwbaII]

You get the meaning of life.

[zlyfire]

you get, 42

[screwbaII]

You get a half chewed dog chew.

[dracobreeder]

You get a rawhide shoe.
Or at least the remains after my dogs have chewed it.

[Cthulhu]

You get a dog made of beef jerky to feed to your dogs ^^

[dracobreeder]

You get half a squeaky toy that my dog wrecked.

[screwbaII]

You get a half chewed pig's ear.

[elpuntthing]

You get my old teddy bear that my dog stole and ripped to pieces.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a stuffed Unicorn.


"Ahh! Oh my Gosh!! It's so fluffy I'm GONNA DIE!!"

"Unicorns, I love them; Unicorns, I love them; Unicorns, I love them." xD

[elpuntthing]

Despicable Me?
You get a feather boa.

[dracobreeder]

You get an ostrich chick.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Lol! Yeah, I love that movie.

You get Freeze Ray! xD

[elpuntthing]

You get Despicable Me on DVD.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Thanks! Now I have two! xD

You get..... MINIONS!! At least a dozen, maybe two.(Two dozen that is. xD)

[dracobreeder]

You get a pat on the head.

[elpuntthing]

You get a smile!

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[elpuntthing]

You get a poisoned apple for spamming our lovely forums!

[FireFang]

You get a golden apple that grants you 3 wishes
(My wish is for more apples. :D!!! Because I can't wish for more wishes~!~!)

[Sbacity_Boy]

Lol~

You get a token... :) I don't know what for, but it is fun to play with. xD

[elpuntthing]

My first wish is that Sbacity could have inffinnity moneeyz. *poof*

[FireFang]

*poof* My present is...
"inffinnity moneeyz"
but he gets a bad gambling addiction...which doesn't really make sense because you gamble *for* money, and he already has inffinnity moneeyz~

[dracobreeder]

You get a cat, cat.

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a can of spray paint, it never runs out, it never gets on your fingers, it nevers stains anything but the thing you want painted, it never is the same color, only the color you want it to be, it never works. :)

[elpuntthing]

You get a really long explanation of an extremely simple concept.

[FireFang]

You get an explanation of the origin of Mr. and Mrs.
(I just looked this up, I had NO idea, this is quite interesting in my opinion)

Mister:
Mister is a derivation of master. Which, in turn translates to maegester...The Old English meaning for "in control or having authority"
Its original purpose was used as a term for men under knighthood...but by the 18th century....it evolved to the term for men of a higher rank. (Upperclass)
English domestic servants often used the title to distinguish the eldest member of the household – a practice that is, for the most part, obsolete today.

Mrs.
The is the derivative of maistresse...that means. "female teacher or governess.
Later (circa 15 century) the term mistress devolved into a meaning of: "a kept woman of a married man"
To avoid the awkwardness in later years, but still be a polite person...the word eventually became "misses" or "missus"
While Mrs. is the proper term for a married woman, to be absolutely correct (whether their marital status or what) the correct correct term is Ms.
LOL!

[Sbacity_Boy]

You get a "O~o" Look.. xD But quite interesting.

[elpuntthing]

You get an invisible lollipop.
That is actually quite interesting.

[FireFang]

You get my response:
I do believe so. That is quite interesting. :)