chaoz_reflexive
10-18-2009, 01:36 PM
wow there are new smiles! (.... anyway )
firstly i didn't plan to post it , but...
i hope everybody have a laugh while see it ..
this post was on the question area of the one of the korean engine website.
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Title: Does it possible to punish this teacher ?
Today , raised against my math teacher.
then Fxxk teacher hit me 1785582310 thousand time with
a roll book which thickness was 29.5cm.
why was i hit ?
isn't it was his wrong ?
doesn't it possible to punish this teacher ?
Answer : -_-
well , u and that math teacher must be gods , aren't u ?
1785582310 thousand times...
i will show u how u guys are wonderful in math.
Well, think about it , u posted this question on 11:20 am .
lets assume that u are hit in the school,
and i guess the Class can't be faster then 9 am,
then we assume u are hit for about 2hour and 20 minutes.
then , u are hit 2123283608.33333 times/second .
depends on person , the swing length would be different.
So just assume it as 30cm .
( then every attack takes 60 cm )
then the teacher would have swung 1273970.1 Km / seconds.
if count it as Km/hour , it is 4,586,292,000Km/hour
( light speed is about 1,080,000,000Km/hour , so it would be 4th time faster then light speed)
did u say ur roll book's thickness is 29.5cm?
(i only can think of hexahedron-like appearance . A4 is 21cm X 29.7cm .. ur roll book must looks funny.)
My book which thickness is 4cm 's weight is 1kg
the area of roll bock must be bigger then my book,
so the roll book must be about 7kg .
so, by using information above , if u learned high school physics,
u can figure collision energy out.
you will know Kinetic energy is
1/2 X mass X speed ^2 .
usually we says it as inelastic collision,
although after every collision, Kinetic energy will reduce,
But I think total quantity of motion would be more important.
No matter wht kind of collision it is, the total quantity of motion will be kept,
So as a result , every hit has 73619260082424000000 KJ.
I scare this post will be too long ,
so i can not tell u the fomula
that explain the relationship between Magatone and KJ...
i just will let u know that every hit has the power about 3,504 megatone
( Hydrogen bomb is 1,000 megatone )
it means every time ur math teacher swing,
3.5 hydrogen bombs explode.
and the most amazing thing is that
u are hit by that power 1785582310 thousand times.
( and u endured 6.24953808 × 10^12 hydrogen bomb )
i just would regard u and ur teacher with respect.
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Nom nom nom
P.s - bonus image
[ um , if u are christian, and if u don't like it , inform me , i will erase the picture ]
http://i35.tinypic.com/9a468n.jpg
firstly i didn't plan to post it , but...
i hope everybody have a laugh while see it ..
this post was on the question area of the one of the korean engine website.
----------------
Title: Does it possible to punish this teacher ?
Today , raised against my math teacher.
then Fxxk teacher hit me 1785582310 thousand time with
a roll book which thickness was 29.5cm.
why was i hit ?
isn't it was his wrong ?
doesn't it possible to punish this teacher ?
Answer : -_-
well , u and that math teacher must be gods , aren't u ?
1785582310 thousand times...
i will show u how u guys are wonderful in math.
Well, think about it , u posted this question on 11:20 am .
lets assume that u are hit in the school,
and i guess the Class can't be faster then 9 am,
then we assume u are hit for about 2hour and 20 minutes.
then , u are hit 2123283608.33333 times/second .
depends on person , the swing length would be different.
So just assume it as 30cm .
( then every attack takes 60 cm )
then the teacher would have swung 1273970.1 Km / seconds.
if count it as Km/hour , it is 4,586,292,000Km/hour
( light speed is about 1,080,000,000Km/hour , so it would be 4th time faster then light speed)
did u say ur roll book's thickness is 29.5cm?
(i only can think of hexahedron-like appearance . A4 is 21cm X 29.7cm .. ur roll book must looks funny.)
My book which thickness is 4cm 's weight is 1kg
the area of roll bock must be bigger then my book,
so the roll book must be about 7kg .
so, by using information above , if u learned high school physics,
u can figure collision energy out.
you will know Kinetic energy is
1/2 X mass X speed ^2 .
usually we says it as inelastic collision,
although after every collision, Kinetic energy will reduce,
But I think total quantity of motion would be more important.
No matter wht kind of collision it is, the total quantity of motion will be kept,
So as a result , every hit has 73619260082424000000 KJ.
I scare this post will be too long ,
so i can not tell u the fomula
that explain the relationship between Magatone and KJ...
i just will let u know that every hit has the power about 3,504 megatone
( Hydrogen bomb is 1,000 megatone )
it means every time ur math teacher swing,
3.5 hydrogen bombs explode.
and the most amazing thing is that
u are hit by that power 1785582310 thousand times.
( and u endured 6.24953808 × 10^12 hydrogen bomb )
i just would regard u and ur teacher with respect.
-------------
Nom nom nom
P.s - bonus image
[ um , if u are christian, and if u don't like it , inform me , i will erase the picture ]
http://i35.tinypic.com/9a468n.jpg