Arena Raid!

[Lovelight]

OPENED

Bluhbluh I wanna try something. :babybunni:
There's no plot or something, just a battle thing, but there will be a final boss. :D

How it works
I will be using a virtual dice thing, and it's 10 sided.
Don't worry, I won't rig the game with lies.
So if you roll a
5.0 or over: Success
4.0 or under: Fail

Directions
Imagine this as for real life, so post attacks in your point of view. Here's an example.
Good: "I use a shoop da woop."
Bad: "Kittens used shoop da woop."

Everyone falls into an arena. Surrounding the battlefield is a large amount of crowd, cheering. In front of you is a metal-barred gate, and megaphones occupy the corners of the arena.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WELCOME TO THE ARENA!"
"EVERYBODY MEET MAMA CHICKEN!!"
"SHE WILL BE IN A LARGE SIZE WITH TWO CHICKEN EGGS IN A NEST ON THE GROUND."
"BATTLE COMMENCE!"

I will try to update this list so people can catch up.
Dungeon Status:
Enemies
Edge: 2000/2000

Location: Town

Player List
Mii
Cthulhu
Crazy
Boss Encountered
Mama Chicken: Dead

[Mii]

I stare up at the chicken, horrified.

[Cthulhu]

I cast a fireball spell to fry the chicken's eggs. I'm hungry!

[Crazy]

I run in and shoot one of my flaming arrows at the Mama Chicken.

"I can already taste that golden brown the chicken...mmm..."

[Lovelight]

I stare up at the chicken, horrified.
6.0. The chicken ignores your puny body. Phew! Lucky break.

Mii: Healthy

I cast a fireball spell to fry the chicken's eggs. I'm hungry!

3.0 You manage to create a tiny fireball. It lands on the egg, but barely makes a burn!

Chicken Egg 1: 45/50
I run in and shoot one of my flaming arrows at the Mama Chicken.

"I can already taste that golden brown the chicken...mmm..."

3.0 The arrow missed the chicken, and the Mama Chicken turned to you. It then summons a crowd of pink cheepz to run over you.

Crazy: Hurt

[Mii]

I offer some Pocky to the chicken.
"You seem tense. Have some of my pocky. :D "

[Cthulhu]

Oh yeah, I found a bag of chips in my pack.

No longer hungry anymore, I take the egg over to the side out of the way of the battle and use it as a pillow while I eat the chips

[Crazy]

After being trampled, I stand and attempt to smash one of the eggs with my hands.

[Lovelight]

I offer some Pocky to the chicken.
"You seem tense. Have some of my pocky. :D "

8! The chicken gladly accepts the pocky, and eats it. Now the chicken is in confusion in delight!

Chicken: Confusion.
Oh yeah, I found a bag of chips in my pack.

No longer hungry anymore, I take the egg over to the side out of the way of the battle and use it as a pillow while I eat the chips

4.. The egg slowly starts to crack and hatch! It turns into a.. CHICK.

Chick 1: 100/100
After being trampled, I stand and attempt to smash one of the eggs with my hands.

TEEEEN! The fist turns into a fist of fury, punching the chick and saving Cthulhu.
Chick 1: Dead.

[Mii]

"'Yay~ You like pocky? I like pocky too."

I attempt to distract the chicken by rambling on about stupid pointless things.

[Crazy]

In insanity, I lick my fist off and run at the Mama Chicken swinging.

"KAMAKAZEEEE!!!"

[Cthulhu]

I attempt to hatch the second egg by warming it, so it can believe I'm it's mother :3

[Lovelight]

"'Yay~ You like pocky? I like pocky too."

I attempt to distract the chicken by rambling on about stupid pointless things.

6! You are able to distract it, but then the chicken falls on you as it is confused! (roll once more to see if you survived)
8! You were able to dodge the chicken in matrix style, but obtained a scrape on the rocky ground as you were doing your epic dodge.

Mii: Fainting (LOLJK Scratched)
Mama Chicken: 1000/1500

In insanity, I lick my fist off and run at the Mama Chicken swinging.

"KAMAKAZEEEE!!!"

9! You were able to deal a fierce blow at the chicken, damaging it by 300.

Chicken: 700/1500

I attempt to hatch the second egg by warming it, so it can believe I'm it's mother :3

5! Lucky one. The egg hatches into.. a chicthu?! It's tentacles wrap around your arm. "Mama!"

You have recruited Chicthu! It can now heal you twice per player per room.

Chicken: 700/1500
Chick 1: Dead
Chick 2: Tamed

BTW, NEWBIES CAN JOIN ANYTIME

[Cthulhu]

The chick was just born so it needs rest. I feed it some corn, then we go lie down to sleep

[Crazy]

"Cool, she's down like a log...or something..."

I walk over to the Mama Chicken's head and attempt to fire an arrow at it point blank range.

[Mii]

"NYAHAHA~!" Biting off a bit of pocky, I climbed onto the back of the downed chicken.

[Lovelight]

The chick was just born so it needs rest. I feed it some corn, then we go lie down to sleep
3. Dx The chick feels slight disturbance of homosexuality. It flees from the arena!

Chick has escaped!

"Cool, she's down like a log...or something..."

I walk over to the Mama Chicken's head and attempt to fire an arrow at it point blank range.

5. The flaming arrow hits the neck, but then the fire dies out. The chicken then rolls over onto Crazy.
7! Crazy managed to barrel roll and escape the clutches of the chicken.

"NYAHAHA~!" Biting off a bit of pocky, I climbed onto the back of the downed chicken.

10! Since the chicken rolled over, Mii jumped off the chicken in a stylish way, saving herself. Then she cursed at Crazy for almost killing her.

The chicken snapped out of confusion! She stands up, roaring.
Mama Chicken: 500/1500
Chick 1: Dead.
Chick 2: Escaped.

[Crazy]

"Oh, uhh...sorry, didn't see you there..." I say to Mii.

I attempt to jump onto the chicken and hide in it's gigantic feathers, waiting for the right moment to strike...

[Mii]

"Crazy...I'll get you for that..."
I stood for a moment, thinking of a plan.
"Hey, you liked that pocky, right? If you liked it there's more where that came from! All you have to do is go after that boy who threw and arrow at you!" I point at Crazy.

[Cthulhu]

D:

I attempt to run after it.

[Lovelight]

"Crazy...I'll get you for that..."
I stood for a moment, thinking of a plan.
"Hey, you liked that pocky, right? If you liked it there's more where that came from! All you have to do is go after that boy who threw and arrow at you!" I point at Crazy.

10 once again! The mama nods and then goes thrashing at Crazy.

Mama Chicken: Brainwashed
"Oh, uhh...sorry, didn't see you there..." I say to Mii.

I attempt to jump onto the chicken and hide in it's gigantic feathers, waiting for the right moment to strike...

1.. The chicken found you in it's feathers. It plucks you off, damaging you from height.

Crazy: Injured

D:

I attempt to run after it.

4. D: The chick never came back.

[Cthulhu]

Then as my favorite pet runs away into the distance, I fall to my knees and break down into tears.





:P

[Crazy]

"I deserved that...I guess..." I say looking at Mii a little aggravated.

I begin randomly firing arrows at the Mama Chicken while screaming a chant that starts them entirely on fire in the air.

"START ON FIRE OR I'LL KILL YOU, ARROWS!"

[Mii]

"Uwaa~" I give some pocky to the chicken and pet its foot. "So obedient..."
I glance over at Crazy and grin. "CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

[Lovelight]

Then as my favorite pet runs away into the distance, I fall to my knees and break down into tears.





:P
..2. The chicken suddenly turns its attention to your puddle of water. "SCREEEEEECCCHHH!!" It then rains KFC on your butt.

Cthulhu: Injured.
"Uwaa~" I give some pocky to the chicken and pet its foot. "So obedient..."
I glance over at Crazy and grin. "CHAAAAAAAARGE!"

6. The chicken made a happily gay face, then looks at Crazy.
"I deserved that...I guess..." I say looking at Mii a little aggravated.

I begin randomly firing arrows at the Mama Chicken while screaming a chant that starts them entirely on fire in the air.

"START ON FIRE OR I'LL KILL YOU, ARROWS!"

3.. The chicken did not light on fire. Then it rained more KFC on your butt.
Crazy: Unhealthy

Mama Chicken: 300

[Crazy]

After being hit repeatedly I retreat to heal myself with a conveniently found first-aid kit.

"Damn that Mii..." I grumble as I use the kit.

[Mii]

"Nooo, chicken, don't focus on Cthu! Focus on Crazy! Dx" I point to Crazy, attempting to climb on the chicken's head.

[Lovelight]

"Nooo, chicken, don't focus on Cthu! Focus on Crazy! Dx" I point to Crazy, attempting to climb on the chicken's head.

5. You made the chicken confused on who to attack, so it attempts to attack Mii with it's fury swipes, although it accidentally scratched itself.

Mii: Scratched
Mama Chicken: 200

After being hit repeatedly I retreat to heal myself with a conveniently found first-aid kit.

"Damn that Mii..." I grumble as I use the kit.

5. You have healed yourself a bit!
Crazy: Scratched.

Mama Chicken: 200/1500 It starts to stagger a bit..

[Crazy]

"Oh nice one, you sure can control your animals..." I mock then begin firing arrows towards the Mama's feet in an attempt to knock it down.

[Mii]

I slap Crazy and hop on his back instead.
D:<

[Lovelight]

"Oh nice one, you sure can control your animals..." I mock then begin firing arrows towards the Mama's feet in an attempt to knock it down.
9! The arrows strike the bird and then the bird lights on fire. DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOOOO~~~!!!

I slap Crazy and hop on his back instead.
D:<
3. Crazy is barely affected and shrugs it off.

Mama Chicken: Dead
Chicken 1: Dead
Chicken 2: Escaped

YOU ARE NOW IN ROOM 2, EVERYONE IS HEALED.

You are in a circular arena and on a road. Surrounding you are houses and trees, but no sign of life except for the center.

"WELL! THAT WAS A SIGHT! LET'S GIVE THEM A HAND!"
"OOPS TOO MUCH TIME-RISKING!"
"OUR NEXT OPPONENT IS EARL HARLY JACKSON! HE'S KNOWN AS EDGE FOR EHJ AND TOUGH SKILLS!"
"BATTLE.. COMMENCE!"

A man that looks like he's on steroids stands in the middle of the center.

Edge: 2000/2000

[Cthulhu]

Hmm, I'm not stupid enough to go into battle until I know the enemy. I attempt to hide in the shadows and read the man's thoughts.

[Crazy]

"Uhh...hello there...scary guy. How are ya doin?"

I try to talk to him from REALLY far across the room.

[amy1]

I look at everyone and my face tells everyone i'm confused.

[Cthulhu]

Mii, kindly take your turn...or someone...someone take a turn...

[zlyfire]

(im not sure if i can post next time(grounded, again :p) so, if everyone posts after this and i dont, just continue,k?)
I randomly hop from the crowd and toss a HHG(Holy Hand Grenade) at Edge, AKA Mr Steriods

[dracobreeder]

[Can I join too? Or do I have to wait till the end of this boss battle?]

[elpuntthing]

[Draco, Love did say that newbs can join at any time.]

I fall out of nowhere into the arena. I get up and dust myself off, then notice the guy. "I guess we have to beat him up..." I say, then focus REALLY hard, trying to transform into my alias,
Elpunt: Super Elephant!

[dracobreeder]

I fall, down down down, and hit the guy with a giant rubber chicken.

[RohannaFalcon]

I stare at the guy. "He's only human. He CAN be beaten." That said, I throw my POKE BALL and Stardancer emerges. I climb on her back and she immediately flies up to stay safe from the guy.

[dracobreeder]

I use my mystical powers to make 1000 rubber duckies fall from the sky!

[elpuntthing]

((Draco, you can't make another move until Love posts and tells you whether your last move succeeded or not.))

[elpuntthing]

((Draco, you can't make another move until Love posts and tells you whether your last move succeeded or not.))
And that doesn't look like it's going to happen.

PS. Sorry for the double post.

[RohannaFalcon]

(( where is Love? ))

[elpuntthing]

((I have no idea.))

[RohannaFalcon]

(( Daaaaang that is not Thanksgiving at ALL.

Heh.))

[zlyfire]

(lets have a vote, who should be the next leader of the thread since love aint replying anymore? the leader cannot not participate directly(as in, no being a contestant) and must post fair numbers. love used a 10 sided dice program, so do that or use a real 10 sided die. so do that. no bias.)

[Cthulhu]

...actually I rolled for love most of the time using my real-world D10...

[zlyfire]

oh, then YOU take over this thread and be the Arena manager cth./////end of OOC unless in paranthesis/////////////(now)

[RohannaFalcon]

Shall we continue?