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huggyboo
10-06-2009, 01:27 AM
Before i start i just want to say i'm not planning anything and i don't want anyone to do something of this sort.

So if you wanted to commit suicide, how would you do it?

Personally i would probably want to jump from a plane. The planet is much more beautiful from the sky and i love the feeling of wind rushing past my hair and skin.

1samurai1
10-06-2009, 01:29 AM
I would go in a bubble and sufficate to death so the bunni king will revive me in the future obviously.

YniYni
10-06-2009, 01:31 AM
i would go for the whole jump off a building

Cthulhu
10-06-2009, 01:31 AM
The ones who say stuff like this are usually the ones who commit suicide, but I'll let miss neuropsychologist post a wall of text about that kind of thing.

I would never be able to do it. As cthulhu I can't die, and as a human I just wouldn't do it, and I really can't think of any way I would...

YniYni
10-06-2009, 01:32 AM
hmm also i think over dose on sleep drugs would work for me also a slow bleed out is good too.

Lovelight
10-06-2009, 01:47 AM
Die while saving someone.
It's satisfying, and it's a great feeling when you think (keyword: think) that you died to save another.

If I feel like being selfish, I'll choloform myself to death, or die by asyt...bleh.

Or die killing the communist.

Heck yeah, that'd be great.

thebunni15
10-06-2009, 01:54 AM
I'd die by being om nom nomed by bunni monsters
its normal for me
or mabye freeze to death

Pirate Foxes
10-06-2009, 02:57 AM
Personally i would probably want to jump from a plane. The planet is much more beautiful from the sky and i love the feeling of wind rushing past my hair and skin.
That would be the most awful 4 minutes of your life...
hmm also i think over dose on sleep drugs would work for me also a slow bleed out is good too.
What if you don't die?

D:


See...

I can't commit suicide... it's something called "instincts."

I would rather die in a lead spewing blaze of ultimate glory screaming my lungs out while charging the enemy.
Rwar! Suicide at it's finest. :cool:

YniYni
10-06-2009, 03:01 AM
if i dont die from the drugs i just try again if i dont die from slow bleed then i continue to bleed out but i think going into the white house or something with a gun and shooting at the walls would be an interesting way to go quick death with like 5 people shooting you right away

rosedragon
10-06-2009, 04:32 AM
uhhh... almost all suicide attempts can lead to pain or even worse: you don't die but you end handicapped or sort of.

So no, thinking of it makes me shrills and frills. Also I had passed the phase of feeling so worthless :X .

Pirate Foxes
10-06-2009, 06:29 AM
i think going into the white house or something with a gun and shooting at the walls would be an interesting way to go quick death with like 5 people shooting you right away
You would be arrested before you even got NEAR the White House. :p

Oh and you wouldn't die. You would get beat up... and arrested. Then beat up a lot lot more...
before you could even fire the gun.

screwbaII
10-06-2009, 08:22 AM
I lol'd at Cthulhu. Sorry I like posting walls of text I can't help it D= My brain likes to go off on tangents T.T

Depressing thread though D= Most people who commit suicide actually are not perceived as depressed or that anything is wrong with them. Depression and suicidalness and attempted suicide is higher in women than for men, but strangely the number of successful suicides is higher for men than for women. And dentists have the highest suicide rate in the world.

As for me, I don't know if I could even if I wanted to. I once had a dream I poisoned myself though... As Pirate said we have a survival mechanism in our brain that makes it extremely difficult for us to self harm. I just... couldn't do it and I don't think i could do anything along the lines of euthenasia either.

SiamJai
10-06-2009, 10:09 AM
How to go out? By stuffing myself with raw corn seeds and then wrapping my body in high-powered electric heating blankets. It's like butterflies in your stomach, just more exciting. *Pop* :D

screwbaII
10-06-2009, 10:50 AM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that is really quite imaginative Siam XD

YniYni
10-06-2009, 02:28 PM
You would be arrested before you even got NEAR the White House. :p

Oh and you wouldn't die. You would get beat up... and arrested. Then beat up a lot lot more...
before you could even fire the gun.

:( awww thats no fun

Pirate Foxes
10-06-2009, 06:33 PM
Hence why that action is greatly discouraged.

YniYni
10-06-2009, 10:33 PM
today i had a thought... what if you slammed your head into a table saw? that could be quick and somewhat easy

Cthulhu
10-07-2009, 12:41 AM
I'd kill myself in some way that causes universal peace. Maybe.

YniYni
10-07-2009, 12:52 AM
I'd kill myself in some way that causes universal peace. Maybe.

so make a giant mega death star and go boom? it would cause peace all the people fighting would die :D problem solved your dead and all the other sad suicidal people would get some help!

Pirate Foxes
10-07-2009, 02:32 PM
I'd kill myself in some way that causes universal peace. Maybe.
If that happened...
I'd kill MYSELF too! D:
;)