Lol Post a Joke?

[SliverWolf]

:D Okay i don't know post a joke of something..

[Lovelight]

Feels like someone posted a joke thread a long time ago.. but w/e.

LAME POKEMON JOKE
How do you get Charizard, Pikachu, and Bulbasaur on the same bus together?
You poke-em-on. (pun for Pokemon)

LAME VIETNAMESE JOKE THAT FEW WOULD GET
Why do Russians like Pho? (Pho is a Vietnamese soup)
Because they're 'so Viet.' (pun for Soviet)

Ahahaha. (laughs at own jokes)

[Xaozaddiction]

I ounce bought a cactus.
3 days later it died.
This made me feel absolutely horrible.
Because this means im less nurturing then a desert /:

I went to a party and saw guy with leather jacket on.
I was like "Man he is so cool"
At the same party i saw a guy leather vest on.
I was like "Man, thats so gay"
At this moment i realized!
Coolness is all about leather sleeves.

[amy1]

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

[dracobreeder]

Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!:-D

[dracobreeder]

What's the dumbest animal in the jungle?
The polar bear.

[elpuntthing]

Fungus is alive. Be very afraid.

[SliverWolf]

IoI Thats cooI

[elpuntthing]

Wanna hear another one? Okay...

A day without sunshine is like, night.

[SliverWolf]

Wow so awsome.

[Xaozaddiction]

So thirteen men walk into a bar. You think after the first few they would have known it was there.

[dracobreeder]

Error. No keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

[thebunni15]

I submitted ten puns to the contest.



But no pun in ten did.

[dracobreeder]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honours student, but you're still an idiot.

[Sbacity_Boy]

Choir joke.

How many Basses does it take to change a light bulb?

Zero, none of them can reach that high.

[dracobreeder]

Fungus is alive. Be very afraid.